DEAR BABY, WELCOME TO DUMPSVILLE, POPULATION: YOU

[tiniago]

Back to school on Monday. Oh, how I don't want to, HOW I DON'T WANT TO. Last week I was all YEAH, LET'S GET THIS BITCH ON THE MAT, LET'S GO, but now THE BITCH IS NEARLY ON THE MAT and I DO NOT WANT IT TO BE THERE. NO, I WOULD RATHER THE BITCH BE ON SOME OTHER MAT FAR FROM ME. Oh god. At the refresher course a few weeks ago I discovered that, among

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[tiniago]

I AM SO GLAD THAT MY PICTURES MADE YOU LOVE JESUS AS ALL GOOD GIRLS SHOULD. I will put "skilled evangelist" in the LIST OF QUALITIES on my CV.

*screeches at you a bit* OH GOD TOMORROW IT STARTS TOMORROW AND I START ON A&E THAT IS THE WORST THING TO START ON OH GOD WHY DIDN'T I LOOK AT THE HANDBOOK LAST WEEK? I FEEL SICK I CAN'T DO IT I AM GOING TO RUN AWAY TO SEA. Ahem. Erm. I mean, YES, I AM SURE IT WILL BE FINE, I thank you for your good wishings.

I got fifteen minutes into Voice from the Past and COULDN'T BEAR IT ANY LONGER, I had to take a break. Also, in all fairness, it took me about six rewinds even to get past the yoga scene. YOGA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foreverdirt]

I will clutch this post to my heart and cuddle it when times are hard -- DRAGONS, dude. DRAGONS TO EAT EVERYONE!

[tiniago]

I CAN'T THINK WHY THEY DON'T MAKE THIS A MORE CENTRAL PART OF CHURCH TEACHING.

[whatho]

These pictures are all SLIGHTLY great. YOU JUDGE ST PETER OR WHOEVER IT IS VERY HARSHLY FOR HIS OUTRAGEOUS FORGIVENESS. But yes. I've feeling that's not a brilliantly thought-out moral. I love the man herding cows on top of a tree, for all that he's a LOON, and the man who went to sleep precariously over some spikes, and all the other things. The 'oh now really' severed head is about the best thing I've ever seen.

[tiniago]

I am almost INCAPABLE OF BELIEVING how badly thought-out that story is. I love how the man on top of the tree appears to be telling the cows to do something with a really purposeful, admonishing gesture, AS IF THE COWS HAVE MUCH SCOPE TO ALTER THEIR BEHAVIOUR WHEN LIVING ON TOP OF A TREE. I love the spike man, I can't imagine what all his family and friends used to say to him. I bet they weren't very impressed when he told them about the miracle, I bet they were VERY EMBARRASSED and demanded that he send a letter of apology to the angels for wasting their time. I AM GLAD YOU LIKE THE HEAD.

[ommadon]

God I've missed your narratives! :D

[tiniago]

:D

[tiniago]

Is there a whole BOOK about Jesus' lost years? Did he take cocaine and roll around? I BET HE DID, I BET THERE'S EVEN A MURAL ABOUT IT SOMEWHERE IN THAT MONASTERY, SOMEWHERE TOO HIGH UP FOR ME TO SEE.

YOU TOO ARE BRILLIANT, MY FRIEND. ♥