Here's a poem Aunt Tudi wrote. I rather like it.
Long in the Tooth
When you turn forty, you feel it’s a crime.
Your teeth start falling out one at a time.
Your flesh begins sagging. Your hair, it turns grey
Poor eyesight comes visiting and then tends to stay.
You end up with flatulence, incontinence, too.
You even find it difficult to take a poo!
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