Comedy of Errors

Aug 10, 2005 22:43

We're eating supper late...like really late. And it's pinto beans. So I've had like 70,000 grams of protein in the past 20 minutes. I needed to salt my beans, though, and spilled some salt. So I picked up a few grains and threw them over my left shoulder because I'm fucking superstitious. I didn't know that Aunt Tudi was right behind me and I ( Read more... )

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silent_ic_river August 11 2005, 02:47:16 UTC
No lighting matches at Chez Tinhuvel tonight!

(And I'm sorry, give my apologies to Aunt Tudi, but the salt in the eye was hella funny).

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tinhuviel August 11 2005, 11:48:54 UTC
We'd have blown up real good.

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zitronenhai August 11 2005, 02:50:11 UTC
Hahahahah!

Great post.

:)

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tinhuviel August 11 2005, 11:49:13 UTC
So where's my spitting cobra, hmmmmmmm? ;)

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Right here, baby. zitronenhai August 11 2005, 12:00:49 UTC
Actually, this post should receive one, considering it caused me to cackle loudly in the office, which of course attracts all the wrong [read:best] kind of attention.


... )

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Re: Right here, baby. tinhuviel August 11 2005, 12:19:45 UTC
yahoooooo!! you like me, you really like me!

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anomali August 11 2005, 02:58:49 UTC
You are too freakin' funny.
So, I guess we now know...your Aunt Tudi is the Devil...chortle..snort.

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tinhuviel August 11 2005, 02:59:49 UTC
Heee! :) I must inform her of your diabolism now.

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tinhuviel August 11 2005, 10:58:51 UTC
I'd heard that and that it's bad luck to spill salt so you toss it over your shoulder to cancel out the luck.

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achbarr August 11 2005, 02:59:57 UTC
OUCH! Salt in the Eye. I love beans

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tinhuviel August 11 2005, 03:01:23 UTC
So do I! They're good for the heart...the more you eat...well, you know.

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achbarr August 11 2005, 04:40:58 UTC
are they a good weight loss food?

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tinhuviel August 11 2005, 10:59:33 UTC
If you're trying to get in a lot of protein, they're wonderful.

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green_goblin70 August 11 2005, 03:09:28 UTC
well that's it. You might as well be Slim Pickins in Blazzin Saddles.

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tinhuviel August 11 2005, 10:55:06 UTC
What in the wide wide world of sports are you talkin' about?

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