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[tinaeatsomeham]

i don't like people who chew with their mouths open
or people who eat mashed potatoes like they're fellating their spoon

you may guess who the culprit is

also
victoria's secret can suck it for blowing me off
so can jimmy johns
they are both extrmely rude motherfuckers

Comments

[grin_andbearit]

i'll pay you to write my biography, decorate my house, and play piano whenever i request.
deal?

[tinaeatsomeham]

absolutely
you may pay me in paintings

[youheartness]

jimmy john? the sandwich place?

I concur with all of the above stated.

[bifftannenrocks]

i also don't like people who leave their shit everywhere, talk during The Office, give you a daily report on their bodily functions and leave milk filled cereal bowls sitting in the sink.

[youheartness]

"and leave milk filled cereal bowls sitting in the sink. "

seriously...fuck that shit.

[memoryloverdtns]

fucking word.