Ugh...

[timulty]

I will not be quiet, because what I say is not just directed at my twit of a brother, but at those he cavorts with and those that would follow his path. If you so choose to take an action of unusual intent, then you should be prepared to weather the detractors and those who find you appalling. Do not always expect a safe road.

When people returned

Comments

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[papa_denethor]

Awwww... Damn that was funny! You haven't posted anything so amusing in...uh..ever...

My favorite parts:

When people returned home from Mandos like errant children returning home from a party, it cheapened death.

Translation: You couldn't kill people because they'd come back and get revenge and so you're sulking.

A revolving door manned by the retarded

Hey! Be nice to Hama!

Jade, Denethor, and Theodred have entered a triad marriage, and it was almost a marriage of four.

Not even close. Mouth? Oh no. Never.

What they do cheapens marriage and love.

You being the undisputed expert on love.

Why, we all might as well huddle in a mass tomorrow and marry as a huge crowd and then have a massive orgy.

Sounds like fun! When do we start?

I find this idea repugnant

Now that really kills it for me. *sigh* I guess I'm wrong. I am ashamed, I repent! I plead with Eru to forgive me!

I HAVE FAILED TO MEET THE EXPECTATIONS OF A 4-YEAR OLD WITH A HORMONE IMBALANCE!!!

Oh, wait, I don't care.

Thanks for the laugh!

[timulty]

mHmm. You're welcome.

[mouthofsauron]

Jade, Denethor, and Theodred have entered a triad marriage, and it was almost a marriage of four.
Not even close.

Mouth? Oh no. Never.

I would have to agree with Denethor there because from my point of view it would've been a monogamous marriage with a polyandric wife...if what I proposed could indeed be called a marriage at all due to it's entirely chaste nature.

One of the more interesting things is the amount of rancor Denethor seems to cherish. I haven't done one thing to him that he hasn't paid back twentyfold. Perhaps he doesn't remember but I believe we called a truce several months ago. The continued ill will is fast wearing on my patience.

[papa_denethor]

Sorry, I was recently reminded of the kitten incident. It opened old wounds.

I don't really have a problem with you...over there...far away from me.

Hey, you were a serious pain in my ass. I have to keep an eye on you.

[mouthofsauron]

*nods* I see. I had forgotten about the kitten incident... hehe...ahem But I agree. Distance is a very good thing. Best wishes and may we never have to cross paths again.