The Internetz Is For Pr0n

[timtwoface]

Thank heavens I have elligirl on my friends list, from whom I can steal wicked observation lists such as these. Today's topic, class, deals with porn. Enjoy

Comments

[surrey_sucks]

Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.

Is that even possible?! When I have a cock being shoved down my throat, I can barely breathe, let alone make noises!

A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

Sadly, Dave would do that, so he could get hard again.

[weatherman2111]

Haven't seen too many really fugly middle-age dudes in porn recently. Plenty of women are quiet in porn. And I have seen asian men, so there.

[rakumel]

Well, great. Thanks to this post, I'm sure to get even more junk e-mails for *ahem* male enhancement. Could they at LEAST get my gender right?! =(

Might make a funny experiment though - I'll start visitng websites about astrology, home decor, and Oprah, (possibly Victoria's Secret too, if I really need to hammer the point home) then see what kind of spam I get.

[_betty_]

ha this is great

"Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's pants and find a cock there."

[elligirl]

There is no under_score in my name, sir! (There are also some wicked funny additions in the comments on my post) :)