fic: home is where the prat is

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title: Home Is Where The Prat Is
pairing: Arthur/Merlin
words: 3788
rating: R
note: Once upon a time overlady_hikki and I were having one of our usual epic conversations about Merlin, and I mentioned throne!sex, and Vee dared me to write some. So two months later I did, but I also wrote a load of other crap to go with it. So this fic is her fault, and she will

Comments

[eosrose]

Arthur cracks me up. ^_^

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Haha, me too! Thank you for commenting!

[vermontypython]

Oh my god, this is FANTASTIC.

Also, Merlin should impersonate Morgana on the actual show. JUST LIKE THAT. Because it would be amazing.

[timetraveled]

Eee, thank you ♥

Yes! Or maybe not because I can see Morgana giving Merlin a right slap, HAHA.

[credulesque]

"It’s all right," Arthur assures him. "Father’s busy executing someone, and I told the guards outside not to let anyone in here. Now, be a good servant and take off your clothes. And be quick about it."
UM YES, ALSO MERLIN'S IMPERSONATIONS WERE AMAZING AND NEED TO BE MADE CANON NOW. ♥

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Hahaha, everyone disagrees with Arthur, Merlin wins at impersonations XP Thanks for commenting ♥

[_profiterole_]

Just the kind of Merlin/Arthur fic I wanted to read before calling it a day. :-)

I especially loved the scene in the rain, and Merlin impersonating Uther and Arthur on the throney throne. ^_^

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Throney thrones and swordy swords, hehe. Thanks for commenting :)

[ineptshieldmaid]

mmm. delicious! Devious bossy Arthur...

[timetraveled]

Hehe, thanks! ♥