Seen in Cardiff

[timeagency]

If this is a self portrait, you are in for a world of trouble. The Z'neen are barbaric. And that's one of the nicest things I can say about them. To disable them, aim for the center of the eyestalk. Everything else regenerates. EVERYthing else.

Hart, remember the Z'neen serving wench you tried to meet? Fun times, my man, fun times.

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[timeagency]

What are they doing to you over there in Cardiff? I swear (a lot) that you're regressing in age. Are you twelve again? WTF?

I'd blame Ianto but he's just too darned good at everything. And you know I can't blame Jack. It's the shiny teeth. No one can blame Jack. I don't want to blame Gwen because she's just too adorable and Rhys is too amazing. Martha is too new. The Doctor? I doubt it. But I can blame the RAIN! Rain did this to you! Get out of that rainy city, Hart!!!!!! Get thee to Barcelona. (The city, not the planet.)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Blame it on the rain, T.

And if that fails, blame it on the stars.

[timeagency]

Blame it on Rio.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

As a last resort....you could blame it on the Bossa Nova.

(And its magic spell.)

For god's sake, I should know how to apostrophise by now. I may have to self-flagellate.

[timeagency]

I blame Canada.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Blame it!

[gwen_e_cooper]

This thread would be better with song videos!

Thank you for calling me adorable, btw. ILU2 <3

(Ianto has a TAG to BLAME ME FOR THINGS.)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Your wish, my command!

Also I hardly ever blame you for anything anymore. After all, we have Hart for that now.

[gwen_e_cooper]

POINT! :o)

To err is human. To blame it on someone else is Torchwood policy!

[debitha]

Alternatively, you could blame it on the boogie...

[oh_doask]

It's the BLEND AND BLUNT NOT BLIND OR BLOND! course. I know you never went because Jack and I always told you we'd teach you all that kind of shit. Except we never did, haha, but you believed us anyway, haha. Remember when we "practiced" on the "18th century "human""? Good times, Renee!

[ask_arealdoctor]

GIVE ME BACK MY EYEBALL!

[timeagency]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

He usually responds positively (from your point of view) to being tripped. I think it's the embarrassment factor.

[dontask_pcandy]

Er, not doing much here, just the ordinary fining people for littering and loitering... Happy to arrest Hart and put him away for littering if yu'd like?

[timeagency]

He rarely litters, though. Although on some worlds he's considered litter. He CAME FROM a litter. We once rode on a litter. But I don't think any of those are prosecutable offenses in Cardiff.

If you arrest him he'll try to date you. And none of us wants that.

[askfor_bananas]

Not to mention, the farther away he is from the TARDIS, the better.