07. Weirdest Halloween Ever

[time_taken]

...whoever chose the costumes? Yeah, real funny.

And what on Earth are these things that keep following me? I ran into them about five minutes ago, and all they've done since then is follow me around, say "yip," and ask questions- [looks and talks over shoulder, as though addressing something behind her] No, this isn't Mars. No, I- WHAT did you call

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[dogo_mfalme]

[[ooc: AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YIP YIPS. I love you.]]

[time_taken]

[IKNOWRITE? ILU2 ♥]

[firebranded]

If that's all you've had to deal with then you're lucky.

[lol grumpy Axel all wrapped up in bandages :( and ignore mun's bad grammar]

[time_taken]

[double-take at his sad state] ...Jeez, what'd you do? Lose a fight to a lawnmower?

Though, if it'd make you feel better, I can send them to keep you company instead~

[firebranded]

A huge guy with a pyramid for a head stabbed me with a giant knife.

No thanks.

[time_taken]

[stares at him blankly] ...that...made no sense. At all.

[swallowfury]

...........................................................................

[Luke just stares, maybe a little slack-jawed]

[time_taken]

[Catches him staring] You. Jaw off the floor. Now.

[swallowfury]

!! o//////////////////////o

H-huh? I-I-I... um... s-sorry... that was... [bluuuuuuuush] You're really, um... pretty. [Luke is stupid and sneaks another peek]

[time_taken]

[Eyes widen in complete shock - nobody's ever said that to her before, ever. She's got no idea what to do. So she goes completely tomato red and looks down, awkwardly stammering a few incoherencies and generally having no clue how to react to that one]

[doctoroutintime]

...You've got Martians following you around? Well, no, they're...erm, well, clearly they're...ah...try saying 'yip yip Mars is North yip yip'?

[time_taken]

[just blinks at him] Oh...kay......[addresses the things behind her] "Yip yip Mars is North yip yip."

[eyes widen, then blinks again as yip-yips come into view in digital level, happily yip-yipping around her - "yipyipyipyip Mars north? North! Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yipyipyipyipyip" - and stop, facing her - "map. Mars map. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yipyipyipyipyip" - and she blinks a bit more in confusion before looking at the Doctor]

[blankly] I think they want a map. Of Mars. [blinks as they start yipping again] Um, to Mars. ["Yipyipyipyipyip uh-huh, uh-huh" - and they turn and stare at the Doctor too - "Map. Mars map. Yipyipyipyipyip"]

[doctoroutintime]

Ahh, a map? [blinks and starts patting his pockets] Map, right, map to Mars. Map to Mars for Martians marooned. Erm, sorry, let's see [digs through his coat pockets with occasional 'ooh thought I lost that's and 'oi, what's that doing there?'s and finally pulls out a battered and folded up map] Not the best map but marooned Martians need to make do, eh? It's a map of the solar system. Well, Sol's, anyway. Mars should be clearly labeled. [hands the map over]

[time_taken]

[Exchanges looks with the Yip-Yips, then watches with raised eyebrows the Doctor's epic quest through his coat pockets, finally taking the map - is it sad this sort of this has become completely commonplace?] Thanks.

[to Yip-Yips] Will this work for you guys?[Unfolds it and offers it to the Yip-Yips, who take it and begin to peruse it - "Map. Mars map. Yipyipyipyipyip uh-huh, uh-huh" - before excitedly pointing to something on it - "Mars! Marrrrrs! Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip" - and wander off, still yipping excitedly at one another]

[watches them go, then blinks a few times and looks back at the Doctor] Guess it worked.

[masteronhigh]

You look lovely~ And oo, they're cute! Let's sacrifice them to minor Anatolian deities!

[time_taken]

Shut up, yes they are, don't you dare, and GO AWAY.

[masteronhigh]

[pouts, and then points at his eye, and then his hearts, and then at her]

[time_taken]

[POINTEDLY IGNORES HIM in favor of the Yip-Yips]