Charloft- Wednesday- What I Value Most Is....

[time_schizo]

Show us what you value most. As an extra, or as an alternative, tell us about it.

Pic is pretty self-explanatory. Some might argue family and friends are more important, but I disagree. Without sanity, nothing matters, for otherwise you don't have the comprehension to understand the emotional importance and significance of anything else.

Comments

[45825243_t78_a]

Guess it's true what they say. You always want what you can't have.

[45825243_t78_a]

Tick... That's funny, time lord.

((Argh! He would kill himself. Except he can't, dammit. But he could then! So... yay? XD))

[time_schizo]

I enjoy a good pun. They're funny. Therefore, you could say it was...punny?

(("....And Logan jumped out a window and broke his neck. The End. Want another story, children?"))

[45825243_t78_a]

Shit - that's bad, even for you.

((Children sit there with big eyes, lip starting to wibble...))

[time_schizo]

Groan worthy puns are a specialty of mine. Along with slowly driving everyone in this camp to insanity.

((Up next, the story of Victor the Big Bad Cat and the Many "Adventures and Conquests" He Went On.))

[45825243_t78_a]

Keep workin' on the former.

((Just like puss in boots. Lots of pussies, not many boots. Or protection of any kind.))

[time_schizo]

Like a hare with hairs who needs to find an heir.

((Poor traumatized children. Storytime would never be the same again.))

[45825243_t78_a]

How 'bout you keep it quiet till you got something that's actually funny.

((To be fair, most fairy tales are kinda sick too.))

[time_schizo]

Me and quiet are not very good friends. Barely acquaintances, if that.

((Truly. Full of sex, debauchery, and mutilation. All three happen with alarming regularity.))

[45825243_t78_a]

You an' Wade must be best friends.

((Not sure who decided that was what we should tell children about, but... there ya go. Mankind is fucked up. Go figure.))

[time_schizo]

Not at all. He's currently plotting my boyfriend's death, so that puts a damper on any slumber parties I had planned.

((To quote Scar from The Lion King, "Life's not fair, isn't it?" So we apparently decided to teah this to the young uns as soon as possible.))

[45825243_t78_a]

Why? ... OK, stupid question.

((And still, the lesson doesn't sink in. Maybe Victor the Big Bad Cat wouldn't be such a bad idea.))

[time_schizo]

Same old story. He pissed Wade off, now the ninja wants to test his blades out. On Ric's head.

((Oh God, now I can picture it, all in the form of a Dr. Seuss poem. "Victor was a very bad cat, he didn't like to chase rats. He preferred young girls, with their hair all in curls..."))

[45825243_t78_a]

Ah, he'll never do it. You know Wade. Talks all sorts'a shit.

((Ain't talkin' about the hair on their heads, either.))

[time_schizo]

If he does, I will kill him. Several times.

((It'd be a bestseller.))

[45825243_t78_a]

I'm tellin' ya, it ain't gonna happen. Even if Wade tries to go through with it, Victor's not gonna let him.

((... Suddenly I'm wondering why I've never heard of 'adult' fairy tales. I'm sure they exist.))