ripping all of my oldest CDs onto my computer, i noticed that i own an appalling amount of music i do not listen to. also, my disc collection is grossly misproportioned in favor of burned CDs. something is missing without cover art. and some of the cds i own that have been bought seemed to have appeared from nowhere. i know i never bought a dave ( Read more... )

"I saw john edwards speak a week ago (they started playing THE BOSS and all these crazy middle-aged women with bright, obscene kitty cat earrings... i'm sure you can appreciate the image of the aged, west coast hippie... started jumping up and down, "I see him! I see him! Oh, he's so good looking! Can you see him Cheryl? I see him!) Well, then ( Read more... )

The following serves as a list of my projected academic accomplishments this semester. while they may only be important to you since you read (seemingly) pointless live-journal posts, these are all of the things that should be occupying my time instead of my similar addiction.

( Total Pages to write (with exception of insane amounts of news stories): 23 )

( Dr. Hunter S. Thompson sounds off on the fun-hogs in the passing lane )

( now seriously! )

(x) - things I've done ( Read more... )

i gave my coconut ice cream to a man with a creepy smile. after whistling an erie off-key version of 'how much is that doggie in the window', the man popped up again right in my face to say 'thank you'. i hadn't noticed him. he startled me. then rode off on my modern horse ( Read more... )

women never want sensibility, all they want is a kind of emotional vindictiveness toward somebody else they care for too much. women are basically stupid animals but they concentrate so much and entirely upon the male that they often defeat him while he is thinking of other things.so. strange things are afoot. life has taken a turn for the surreal ( Read more... )

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small children often become attached to blankets. a practical solution for this disgusting habit is to replace these pieces of cloth ("blankie"s if you will) with flame retardant fabrics. the next level of security blankets. watch for it.