Comments | tilion: I would angst, but I can't spell it.

tilion

I would angst, but I can't spell it.

Jul 31, 2003 13:00

*waits for the inherent illogic of the subject-line to break your brain, then...*

I WAS PROMISED A PUPPY. *pout*

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nieliqui July 31 2003, 13:03:07 UTC

You get a puppy?!? Who's giving away puppies?!?!? I WANT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!

tilion July 31 2003, 13:05:02 UTC

!!!!!!! You can't have a puppy. You don't take care of puppies right. I remember what you did to your daddy's hounds back in the First Age. Ew.

nieliqui July 31 2003, 13:07:17 UTC

........ That was an accident. And they were fine. Later. *glare* I HATE YOU.

tilion July 31 2003, 13:08:27 UTC

No, you don't. I give you candy. Besides, you've already GOT giant sandworms you never feed.

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forsaken_one July 31 2003, 13:53:10 UTC

For about a month, I was a puppy. Sporadically.

nieliqui July 31 2003, 23:15:00 UTC

*eyes* Can I cuddle you and make you eat bugs?

forsaken_one August 1 2003, 03:44:38 UTC

I don't think you'll want to if you know where I've been. Why don't you make Tilion eat bugs? He like them.

wolfhound_huan July 31 2003, 16:50:40 UTC

Mr. Tillion Sir, I've been leaving voicemails on your answering machine for at least two weeks about the puppies and you never called back.

There's four of them! Their names are Lunette (she's the girl), Maelgwn, Marrok, and Albion. They're all housebroken, though Albion still chews on furniture and Maelgwn has learned how to open the fridge and likes to eat all the veggies from the veggie drawer.

tilion July 31 2003, 23:11:06 UTC

I think I wanted Albion. That sounds familiar. :):):)

wolfhound_huan August 1 2003, 23:13:53 UTC

Alright. He's a good boy, take care of him, okay? He needs to be fed twice a day and walked once a day too. Don't let him eat any chocolate or anything bad for puppies.

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