Preoccupied [LJ Idol 8x15]
There was a young lady of action
whose boobies were quite a distraction
she flounced and she wiggled
they bounced and they jiggled
causing more than one traffic infraction
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There is nothing worse when you're a smoker
Than being without, it's no joke sir!
With no ciggie to suck
Your best bet's to fuck
Or to round up a game of strip poker
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My pal Herms was afraid of germs
so afraid that he never felt clean.
He'd wash and he'd scrub,
in the sink and the tub
using bottles of gel in between
He was a bit odd, but good heavens, by god
his focus was never in question
From his boss to his wife
Everyone in his life
Knew they paled next to his one obsession.
Just thinking of germs really gave him the squirms,
So not touching, above things he'd hover
till Herms, crossing the street
didn't notice his feet
and a manhole was missing a cover
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