XIII - [Audio] (4th Wall)

[tigress_of_kiev]

Tch.

I can't even get a decent amount of sleep.

Empress, do I need to find you and Abel?

[Edit, added about five minutes later]

[There's the sound of a door opening and then a rather loud fight. It looks like someone tried to get into her apartment.]

The next Terran that tries to come inside here will regret it.

Comments

[notyourpage]

Are you okay?

[tigress_of_kiev]

I will be fine.

[notyourpage]

Maybe I should guard your place! Then you can calm down!

[tigress_of_kiev]

There is no need to do so. I will be able to guard my apartment by myself.

(OOC: Baw. He's so cute. *_* They really do need to meet in person)

[lunar_purity]

The Earth-crawlers never were much for manners.

[tigress_of_kiev]

They have no manners at all.

[lunar_purity]

All the more reason to remain hidden from their eyes. Where do you hail from, if not Earth?

[tigress_of_kiev]

I am from Earth. A Terran is a normal human. I'm a Methuselah.

[thirdcrusnik]

I'm okay! Though some guy shaped like a pitcher broke through a wall.. (It was pretty weird.) Are you okay? Maybe you should come stay with me until this is over and things have settled down again.

[tigress_of_kiev]

I am fine. Terrans keep trying to get into my apartment.

[thirdcrusnik]

That's weird.. At least it wasn't the pitcher-guy, though, I guess? I tripped him and now I think he's dead.

[tigress_of_kiev]

Do I need to come and remove the...body?

[starfishwuvu]

STARFISH LOVES YOU!

[tigress_of_kiev]

[Just silence]

[moveurdeadfros]

[knock knock knock.

Yup, there is suddenly someone outside your apartment again~! Also, he is an eight foot tall skeleton. With a giant afro. Because.]

[tigress_of_kiev]

[She opens the door and then slams it shut again.]

[moveurdeadfros]

... Lady Astharoshe?

[Why indeed, it had been the hot vampire lady he had met before... the one with the grey lace panties!]

[tigress_of_kiev]

[Wait, it knew her name.]

How do you know my name?

[The door cracks open]