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[tightendboy6829]

My dad's birthday is tomorrow. He's kinda homophobic, and he would hate me if he knew. The little bitch already has enough fights to pick with me.

Anyway, I have no fucking clue what to get him for his b-day. Maybe a restraining order.

Or a "You're Son's a Fag, You Moron" T-shirt. Any thoughts?

-Chris

Comments

[agentslash69]

Oh Dear God, I'm hysterical over here, I think two drops came out! Now be nice sugar, he's still your Dad. Wait until you are out of the house to give him a heart attack.

You could get him um????? See my Dad passed away, he was a shit anyway, and he was the Archie Bunker type that would have never allowed me to marry a spanish man. I did want to give him a freak out and bring the hub to meet him before he passed, but I never did, one last fuck you b4 you take that dirt nap.

I think you'll find the appropriate gift and not the shirt. Hugs!

[tightendboy6829]

Well, well, well... "He's still your dad."

hmmm. Good point about waiting to be out of the house...but I don't want to! *whines* As far as him being my dad is concerned, I couldn't care less about that. He's gonna die a lonely, Jack Kinney-style death, if he keeps his shitty attitude up for too long... And I won't care.

It's The Brian Kinney Method!

;)

PS, I'll prolly just make him something. Quick. Easy. Complete bullshit. Isn't that what birthdays are all about?

[carr0ts1979]

Well you could do what i do for every single occasion where I have to get my Father a gift, buy him underwear. Although perhaps not the best advice because my father is such a label Queen he only like Brooks Brothers, now that might not sound fancy but considering he's been wearing these since well at least since I was born, and you can only get BB in America, so before the internet he would import them himself. Might make more sence if I well you my father lives in Europe

[tightendboy6829]

OH GOD! I wish my dad was a label queen! (Then at least he'd be a 'something' Queen :)) But alas... :(

I was actually thinking about something nice-clothing related. However, my parents (doctors remember) wear scrubs so much that I don't remember the last time my dad had fashion sense...or even cared about nice anything like that.

So.....well....sheesh. The hunt for the perfect gift continues. Maybe I'll get him a gag gift. A giant dildo. Suck on that!

=D

[carr0ts1979]

See one of the many joys of being raised by two gay men is that if I were to give my Father a Dildo it would probably make his day! Another good thing was good thing was the large amount of porn left around the house supposedly hidden, yeah right, I found it to be very educational............ A bad thing is that one of my father resent conquests, (his sexual appetite is rather like Brian's)was the same age as me, I was like oh hell no......... I showed him my videos I make of the show (QAF) and he was like oh I like the blonde, it figures, hehe

[roronoazoro]

BAH your evil father ;.; :huggles you: yet him the shirt and the restraining order that way when he sees the shirt he can't do anything ^^ ♥

[tightendboy6829]

haha EXACTLY

[roronoazoro]

HEH HEH >D We kill him WE WIN :D

Whoa

[lidyah]

Hey,
Very much "Father haters" nah lol, that's way funny Chris you should make him that T-shirt *grins*. I love my dad he's cool and laid back a sweetheart :D