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[tight_latex]

His fingers weren't the only things that tasted like batteries. And...hell the sex was electric. Y'know the little jolt you get when you accidentally shock yourself? It was like that, except ten times better. And even though our sex life was relatively great, I just...couldn't take any more of his...his...disconnection from me. For Christ's sake,

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she's had it too easy lately sooooo /curses her too

[aregulargirl]

Both of those sound way better than any sex I've ever had. Granted, most of my exes have been cheating assholes and the guy I was involved with thinks I'm dead. But we barely even got to kiss before my brother walked in with information on where my sister was being held, and then we had to go try and save her.

[ pause, and now she sounds sad. ]

We were too late, though.

oy be kind to your characters /wags finger

[tight_latex]

Sounds like you don't have much luck with guys. Kind of makes me feel better about being stuck with Jon for years. I always used to think he was the one because hell, I didn't want kids and we didn't need pills or condoms, and he was just so...awe-inspiring. Like his body was carved out of some glowing blue stone or something.

[a pause. she's trying really hard to stop TMI'ing because losing your sister is horrible news and talking about your sex life isn't good people-skills.]

...I'm sorry about your sister.

i had a bad day okay they need to suffer too :(

[aregulargirl]

I don't. Probably because I'm usually not looking for a boyfriend, but then when I have what should be a one-nighter, sometimes I feel so bad about it that I try to make a relationship out of it and it never ends well. There was one guy, and we were friends for a while and neither of us wanted to screw it up so we kept on denying how we felt about each other.

[ she's trying to stop too, make no mistakes. she's not sure which she wants to talk about less - her sister dying or her sex life. ]

Thank you.

oh me too. bad days all around. ):

[tight_latex]

Men are more trouble than they're worth, sometimes. I mean, sure I was fascinated with Jon because he was like some sort of god, but after awhile he just became so distant that it was tiresome to stay with him. Dan was the only other guy I could turn to when I broke it off with him.

...did you two ever tell each other how you felt? Or did you let it slip away? I mean, I've always been the assertive type so when I feel something, I just go for it.

[still trying to stop, ugh]

...I swear, I'll try to stop talking. Nothing good's going to come out of this.

[lady_wandering]

...Laurie?

[tight_latex]

[long pause]

I didn't mean to say any of this.

[lady_wandering]

I didn't think you had. It's very... personal.

[tight_latex]

No one in their right mind would say stuff like this.

...Goddammit I hate these curses.

[miss_waldorf]

 

/dying of laughter <3 <3 (1/3)

[2ndnightshift]

[2ndnightshift]

....does everybody have to know?

[2ndnightshift]

It's a curse. They happen. It's not your fault.

I don't know what came over me /sob [1/2]

[tight_latex]

[aaaaaaa long pause]

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[lastpunchline]

[OH DEAR JESUS WHY]