WHERE IS HE

If one more person asks me why I'm not dressing up, I'll knock their stupid teeth out!

And why would anyone go to a sex-ed class if it's optional? That's only the most awkward possible thing you could do. Idiots.

If I lose any more money on you guys, I'll toss you off the tower.

You better win.

[Private to friends]

My dad broke up with his skanky girlfriend. Because I hate her.

What happens if we don't go to the respect workshop? It sounds stupid. You idiot dogs have fun, I'm sleeping in that day.

[Filtered from teachers/staff]

What's the deal with the Care of Magical Creatures guy?

What happened to making me pay, or whatever? I've never met someone who wasn't even worthy of being a dog. Gross.

I'm bored already. But I think it'll be better than last year, now that I don't have to take Charms. Now I have less stuff to do, though...

I haven't had to buy new robes since 3rd year.

((ooc: lmao FESS UP, WHO'S THE CRAZY PERSON WHO PAID FOR THIS ACCOUNT? Ahahaha I love you, anon. <3))

He is such a stalker I hate him why would he think that that would make me feel better?

Ryuuji! I'm leaving. If I see you chasing after me like a stray dog I will kill you. I want that owl gone when I get back, I don't care if you have to kill it.

[STAB STAB STAB I HATE YOU, JOURNAL.]

((ooc: Strikes hackable if you're friends~))

All of this Muggle stuff is pretty cool, when it works.

Ryuuji, I broke your toaster.