04!

[tigerinmyhand]

THESE GOD DAMN DEFECTIVE CHOCOLATE FROGS EXPLODED

All over me and my stupid Charms book. In my hair on my clothes, THIS is what I get for doing homework? This is stupid I quit the entire room's a mess but GUESS WHAT I DON'T CARE FUCK YOU.

Comments

[someday_hunter]

So that's what happened? Thought you just had an accident....

[tigerinmyhand]

YOU ARE VERY FUNNY SHUT IT SAMUS

[someday_hunter]

Least I know how to eat a chocolate frog...

[tigerinmyhand]

...I didn't even open them. It just happened! Should have bought just one instead of a bag, would've been a smaller mess...

[redwhitenpandas]

What does homework have to do with chocolate frogs?

[tigerinmyhand]

I was trying to do homework when they spontaneously combusted.

[redwhitenpandas]

Do they do that regularly?

[tigerinmyhand]

No. It's a plot against me.

[notpeterpan]

You can lick yourself when you're hungry! It'll be convenient.

[tigerinmyhand]

I didn't have a choice, and now I'm all covered in spit!

(ooc: I lol'd)

[notpeterpan]

Ewww.

[tigerinmyhand]

...trust me, I know.

[twilightxxbeat]

You made them explode?! Tell me how you did it!! That's so awesome!!

[tigerinmyhand]

That is unawesome. I'm not sure how it happened.

[isflustered]

Exploded?

[tigerinmyhand]

As in...there were a lot of froggy squeaks inside the bag and then BOOM! A layer of chocolate on everything.

[isflustered]

Oh, jeez, that's disgusting!

[tigerinmyhand]

It's...still tasty. But a hassle.