The Starbloom Travecy - 2.3!
So yeah, summary from last time. Liranda finally got Elvin to marry her, and Laurelin finally left. Zarinda and Brice called each other the wrong names while having sex in a tent, with the Prime Minister watching. Maikana married Simon, but they're not allowed to have children until Bertha's pretty again. The older pair of twins got pergnerlant with their respective husbands, but that was apparently okay. Edgar continued to be ebil, and poisoned the family several times. Somone tricked Adana and Riana into trying a drug that would stop them from becoming boring adults, but instead it sped up their aging so they were near elderhood. Pretty sure Edgar had something to do with that, actually. But it's okay, they don't get old as long as they keep taking the drug. Zarinda gave birth to a daughter named Brianna, who was weird and terrible as expected. Liranda had a daughter she named Tallulah, who was beautiful and is doomed to suffer Edgar's wrath.
And with that, over to our excellent Narrator:
Lindaria doesn't not know what to doooo! Edgar hates her so much, and now he hats her baby as well!? Why is he so jellus just because they're pretty and he's not?
Adana's boy friend Ethan gave her a pretty fountain because he loved her. It was very nice, because they couldn't afford a fountain yet. They are still povercy. It's a magic fountain which they can talk to the elfs!
Znidara loves her baby even if she's ungly and not cute, because she's her baby. But at least Edgar won't bother to revenge himself on her. He likes ugly people. Exept not Bertha Hortence because she used to be beautiful. He just likes to see her sad.
Elvin was a very good Dad to Tallie, becauce he wanted her to grow up happy. But she can't because this is story!! D:
Look how cute just like mommy! It's like Liranda all over again, so sad!
Edgar did more posoin on them, but it's almost done with summer and then he can't find the ingredience anymore until next year. Edgar hates winter!
Brianna: I wanna be your best friend!
Tallie: No! You're weird and horrable!
Brianna: Mommy! Tallie doesn't wanna play with me? :(
Tallie: MOMMY! BRIANNA WANNA PLAY WITH MEEEEEEE! :'(
Her mouth is so big her face almost fell off! How is such baby possable! Poor Zardina, she's not THAT ugly! It must be Brice's fault, he must be from ugly famirly. And she has Phil's evil nose!
She's a mean baby and likes to play in the garbage! Tallie tried to run away, because Brianna made her sad and she doesn't want to be friend! How much sad is it that she doesn't have a cute, nice friend like herself! And look at the holes in Brianna's shoes, because she kicks everybody!
Tallie grows up so she can have friends!
She's so pretty and likes pink like her grandmother. It's so sad that Alyatani is a grandmother now. She's suffered for 50 years!
If only Brianna didn't grow up too, she could be happy in childhood.
This is terrorble! How can she have such a face in this pretty family? D:< She likes grey, the color of sadness. She is sadness in their life.
Look! They have a pool! It's pink just like Barbie's! Now they will be happier!
Riana likes to go to bars, because she is an adult. But she looks 14 forever, so she has fake ID. BUT THAT IS ILLEGAL AND YOU CAN'T DO THAT! EVER! YOU MUSN'T TO THAT IF YOU'RE READING THIS STORU! Riana can do it because this is not real!!! And aslo, she's 23 so she's legal to.
The kids had to learn homework. You need to do homework if you read this! ITS INPORTANT! And then read this again after homework, K?
Riana got a jon in the police because she loves the night. She likes to be in ruins, alone with her gun!
This is the kid Fred has had with Simon's sister. Yeah, Fred got over Adana like FAST! >:( There is NOOOOO way Laura or whatshername is prettier than ADANA. Nobody is! Only Riana is! And Laurelin, because she's Aylatani. So now he has this kid who looks stupid, and that's probably because she's Brianna's some sort of cousin.
Fred came to pick his kid up, and he wanted to see if Adana had got ugly yet, so he wouldn't have to regret not marrying her. But she's still beautiflu! ROFL!
This is Znafira and Brice being incedent in the tent! The family was so angry because children live there!
Bertha Hortence got a job a a teacher, because she wants to teach children not to be mean to ugly people. Because they can't help being ugly, but they can't help being pretty either, so Edgar is just evil for being mean to them! So Don't be like Edgar!
Now Riana is a real police wyman, and she has uniform. She hates uniform, but this one is kinda dark and gothic so she likes it.
Brianna is smart because she's ugly. But Adana is very smart and she's beautiful, so life isn't always fair. And Phil is both ugly and stupid, but he deserves it the INCEST SWINE!
But don't feel bad for Brianna, because her Mom loves her a lot. She's happy and not even the ugliest at school.
SLAVE MAN DOESN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE STOP COOKING YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
Bertha Hortence painted her self portrait. :( She has no Self of Steam, so this is how she thinks she looks. What if that was YOU how'd you feel? Green's so not her color.
Tallie: I hope Riana shoots Edgar! BANGBANG!
Tallie: I hope he's in prison when we grow up! With Grandpa.
It's so happy to have a pool! Like Barbie!
OH NO IT'S PRIL AGAIN! He came to see if his grandchildren were evil. But Brianna's not evil anymore because she had anger management in school. He still loves Maikana because she reminds him of himself as a girl.
He brough along his cousin who has the same jacket because they're in an biker gang. They call themselfs The Choppers, ROFFL! (Gettit? Because a Chopper is a bike and they chop people up so they are also choppers!)
Look at this pretty cat! It's too pretty to be a stray and sleep in rubbish bins, so they took her in. She's magical fairly cat!
Bertha Hortence started writing her auto biography, so people can know how much she has suffered and who's fault that IS! Her house is very pink now, it makes her happy. Oh no look in the mirror!
The weird longhaired biker was hugging Brianna indecently! You're not supposed to hug strangers! And Riana just watched, she's supposed to be a cop! In SIms 5 I hope cops can arrest people when they are creepy like that! They could arrest Phil, and this could been a HAPPY story instead! >:( Poor everyone! Not Phil and Edgar! Everyone else! Not Phil's Grandmother.
Brianna is messed up.
Now she's in CRUSH with some guy who's like 28 years old, and she's 9! She's gonna be a kid who smokes! D:
This is not what it looks like! Riana was sick, and Brice wanted to keep en eye on her. He's like her big brother. And that's Beertha's bed, so it's not inappropriate. Except she and Garrett has nowhere to sleep because all the other bedrooms have keys, so they better hurry up with their sleeping.
Oh no! It's the evil Albino Wolf who ate the babies when they were small!
Talllie is the smartest girl in school (There are no smart boys, they are stupid) so the head master put a star on her head. She feels so embarrassed because at her school it's cool to be really stupid. But she can't remove the star, because it's on a piece of string behind her head. It's made of plastic and has a lightbulb inside so it glows in the dark. Why couldn't the head master give it to Brianna instead, she'd liked it.
Suddenly the social teacher from school came to see if Tallie had learned to use a toilet right. The school has a dress code so the students aren't allowed to wear diapers. Tallie was super humidiated!
SLAV MAN THAT IS NOT YOUR FRIDGE! YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE BEER AS YOU PLEASE!
Liranda wants to write a novel. It's about a girl whose father is an axe murderer because you need to write what you know. (PS: My dad's not an axe murderer!)
Tallie started to skip school because it was a horribul and embarrassing place, and she spends all day in the pool like in California. Her make-up doesn't get washed off in the water because it's not make-up. She has natural black rings around her eyes that she inherited from her mother who suffered so much in her childhood.
They don't have a washing machine so they have to bathe with their clothes on sometimes to clean them. That way they don't shrink in the wash either.
Ewwww, that's Simone kissing his mother!
This is Simon's Grandmother! She's a very pretty time traveller, but how did she have that creepy pail daughter? She's also Brice's mother, so she's Brianna's Grandmother too, and that must mean that Brianna is Simon's cousin. It's like on The Bold and the Beautiful, which my Grandma likes.
They came to visit their sons Simon and Brice, who they had not seen in 17 and 54 years.
It's very nice for Brianna to have a Grandmother who isn't a swine!
Elvin: When you become a teenager you can start wearing make-up so maybe you won't look so ugly.
Now they are 13! Bertha has suffered for 10 more years!
Everyone was happy that the dangerous childhood was over.
Brianna is less ugly!
And Tallie is beautiful like a fairy princess, but green is soooooo ugly!
Poor Tallie, now she has emo sadness!
Brianna is very immature. She fits in at the stupid school!
This boy is Fred's son with Lola. He was very shy.
But Tallie really liked him. He seemed so cute and nice.
They knew they where meant for eachother.
Adana is real happy she has someone other teenager to play with. Even if she's 23 and Brianna 13.
Tallie is also only 13 but very mature for her age so more like 18? Dunno.
They shared their innocent loves first kiss, so at least Tallie has been loved once when she starts suffering when Edgar extracts his revenge.
There was violence in their beautiful home! D: The Old Man is so mean he beats up Bertha Hortence every night after work.
The Governman is undercover as a member of a rockband, to expose a conspiracy to hypnotice teenagers into becoming cannobals.
Riana needed love because she needed to be in love to drink the potion safely. And Tallie was in danger. So they heard about a place they could go and hide and meet people like themself. It was called The House of Silent Despair far in the middle of nowhere. Brianna came along so she had someone to be teenager with, because Adana got job.
Tallie met her Love there. He was there because he had ran away from home because he knew he had a bad fate waiting. In his family only one child in each generation was allowed to live, the others had to get old when they were 21. It was really tragic.
There was an old man there who told Brianna that she wasn't ugly, and that she had the same eyes as the woman he loved. It made her feel happy.
Uncle Adolph was there and he scammed the stupid girl from the beach.
The house had anything they needed to live there for a while, because people often did when they were desperate and misunderstood like true genious is.
They heard that there was a mysterious library upstairs that had a book withc could tell them about the origins of Edgar so they could defeat him.
They learned how to prepare for battle with the evils.
If only Uncle Adolf hadn't been there to steal from all their friends it would have been very morosely happy there.
They had to magic pools in the garden, one was for elves and fairies, the other one for mermaids.
Look, they built the house bigger! BTW, the kids had to go home, because the man from the News came and told them it was illegal to live in the House of Silent Despair for their own good.
The Old Man went senile! >:( Are they supposed to eat that?
But Riana needed to find looooove and she went to the beach where she had been happy as a child. It was mysteriously beautiful at night.
She could look up at the starts and dream about building a UFO to sail away from all the trouble.
She met a guy who was a super hero and he told her something shocking! He said Edgar was over 1000 years old and could only be defeated by the one who had the POWER.
He told her to watch out for the dogs with glowing eyes, because they were wherewolfs.
Poor Tallie had a hard time living hobo.
She wanted to swim like on a film she saw from glamorous Hawaii, but the water was so cold it mader her blue everywhere it contacted her skin.
She sank to the bottom of the ocean. :( And I don't know why her hair looks so stupid. She had long hair OKAY?! Not stupid pudding cut!
A creepy guy wanted to hug people. It was weird. The police took him away.
They met the snob who worked with Garrett. He was a time traveller and he said that the secret to defeating Edgar must be in the past. They must discover how to build a time machine to stop him before he became powerful.
In the neighbourhood, five tragic goth boys had moved into an abandoned house. They had left their families who didn't like how dark and sad and misunderstood they were, so they found four others of their own kind and moved in to be lonesome together.
From left to right there is Nathaniel, William (after Shakespeare), Legolas, Albio and Falcon.
Kim is beautiful. She fits as a pet for girls who are part fairly and elf and mermaid!
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Allright! Things are getting a bit sinister for our daft friends. I've got the pictures for a new update, but you're not getting that yet. >:) I need to have a bone to toss you this weekend, because now I have to build a gargantuan house. It could take some time. And then I have to actually play the Magpies, so I have something to show. I will tell you one thing, though: Abbie is married! You'll have to wait and see who it is to! Muahahahaha!
Now for a couple of bonus pictures. This is what the first floor of the house looks like. The pink bedroom next to the kitchen is of course Bertha and Garrett's. It's the original horrible house Phil built. It's on the access route between the kitchen and the rest of the house, so it can't be locked.
The room with teal carpeting and two beds belongs to Adana and Riana. It's been updated now, with black and purple wallpaper, so it represents Riana as well.
The other teal bedroom is Liranda and Elvin's.
They had to build an extention for Brianna and Tallulah, which they still share as teenagers. Not sure how the arrangement will be when they grow up.
Second floor (or first, if we speak British). It's mostly empty, because they are actually pretty skinned most of the time. Maikana and Simon have the purple bedroom on the left. I'm thinking it needs to be punked up a bit to suit their rebellious taste.
The last room is Zarinda and Brice's. I have no idea what the white squiggle in the study nook is.
The last picture is just Williana looking pretty at the beach.