The Starbloom Travecy - 2.1
Last time, Aylatani's axe-murdering husband/kidnapper, Phil, left the family to pursue an incestous relationship with his grandmother. Aylatani went man-hunting, and came home with Garrett, whose parents had thrown him out because they discovered he was an elf. Luckily, he was rich, and he could help them build a better house. Tani and Garrett had another pair of wretched children, twins named Adana and Riana. Their relationship was still pretty rocky, because Garrett didn't want to get married. The two oldest girls grew up and went mad, and Edgar was planning a terrible plan.
Will the Narrator please narrate?
Poor Riana. She doesn't feel at home in her family, so she sleeps under the beckoning night sky.
The twins decided to run away from home. Riana came with them, because she was late for school anyway.
They decided to live in the wild on a beach, and make money by digging for treasures. It was easy for them, because they were used to sleeping outside.
They met many new people in their new life, so they weren't homesick. But they really missed Tani. But not Phil.
When Zarnida was a child she never had anything to play with. Now that she's growed she wants to have all the fun.
On the beach was the creepy paul woman, and a hot blonde guy.
He was a chef, and that made Liranda worried that he knew her dad, but he said he didn't know anyone who was a serial killer.
Elvin: (He's name's Elvin) You're the most beautiful lady I have ever seen.
Lirana: That's because my mom is 50% Elf, 20% Fairy, 10% Hobbit, 5% Japanese, 17% Native American, 40& Mermaid and 15% Alien. She has a tragic past she doesn't want to talk about. But my dad is very ugly, and I have his nose! :'(
Green Shirt Girl: You are that murderer's kid! He murdererd my husband! I hate you!
Liranda: Oh no, she knows. Elvin do you still, love me?
Elvis: I love you fourever!
Liranda was so happy she could feel her heart flying.
It was so romantic by the ocean. The velvet blue sky reflected in the blue crystal sea under the silver stars above the golden sand where the majestic palm trees waved in the cool brezze rolling in from the endless oceans under the magical night. Life was beautiful.
They looked at the stars and hoped there was a perfect world on one of them, where they could live without Edgar.
Dun dun dun DUNNN, it was Phil.
Phil: I can't believe anyone's in love with that daughter who is so stupid and ugly.
They defiantly had their first kiss with a lot of pride, to show Pjil that they dared to love each other no matter what he thought of them!
Zarinda is very horribly weird, but she's very nice. And she met lots of weird friends who liked her a lot because they were really nice.
Liranda was young and in love.
Riana wanted to know what it felt like to kiss a boy, but you can't telll that sort of thing to someone who is 6!
She didn't make that sand castle, because she's not that good, she's only 6. SOmeone else made the sandcastle, who like Harry Potter (Foreshadowing!!!)
Riana liked not going to scholl.
She's beautiful and mysterious child who has a lot of secrets in her heart.
And she liked the sea because it was cold like her memories.
The twins met this dumb girl who asked why it was so hard to walk in heels on the beach! *facepalm*
And a person who escaped from an asylum danced in a weird hat. It was scary.
These were the most happiest years of Riana's childhood.
Liranda learned to play football, because she wants to become a famous athlete.
This woman is a snob! And she comes to the beach to laugh at the girls who ar poor and live in a tent! But she doesn't know they are very happy, and she's not.
Sometimes they met many crazy people who had also run away to live free.
This guy with a ponytail cried all the time.
Zarinda is so dumb sometimes. She thought this was the match marker lady! Duuuh! She asked if she had Love Potion.
(A/N: It's Isabel.)
After years the girls got tired of being run away and went home. Elvin found out where they lived, because he's not a stalker or anything he just used the yellow paiges, and he brought flowers to Liranda.
She was so happy to see him again. They kissed Spanishly.
Since they're dating they are aloud to grab each others' buts, butt you mustn't do that to someone you're not dating. Unless you're a girl, then you can do it to boys.
Aylatani loves Adana more than her other kids. Even more than Liranda. It makes all of them sad.
Garrett got real drunk on a buizness trip, and fell out of the limo unconscienscious. Elvin thought it was soooo stupid.
Zarinda had to teach Riana home school, since she had ran away for the first years of class.
Tain got fired from her job because she taught the kids a wrong song. D'''':
The kids played together on the merry ground, so they can learn to be friends. Than maybe Aykatina will love ALL of them.
Mikaana changed her hair. Tani just gave her the same hair as herself when she was little, so that when she got famous (Tania) the kids wouldn't laugh at Maiknan for having to use mask, because she had cool hair like someone famous (her mother) but now Tina wasn't famous anymore and never would be. So Maikana didn't want to look like a looser.
Alyatami and Garrtt went on a date, and now they ar in love.
When she wore her beautiful blue dress she asked him to marry him.
And this time he didn't stop love! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
They kissed for the first time. It was the first time anyonee kissed Tani. (Even her parents never gave her parents-kisses :C )
Then they went home and did it for the first time. But it's okay, because they married and Aylatani is almost 19-years-old now, which means she's over 18!
Ooo0000ps no they weren't marride! They did that now! Liranda was their bridesmade. (LOL,, because the Bride made her!}
Liranda: How could you marry someone who's not my DAD?! Your not my Mom anymoor!
Liranda got whery angry that now she had a stepdaddy.
Is she perganent? Who is baby dad? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zarinda wanted to have a love, so she went back to the beach because there were shirtless boys there but she only found this old man. He told her that he used to be hot, and that maybe magic of love could make him young again, but she wasn't interesting in it.
This is Phil's brother Adolph, who was robbing a sad goth girl. :(
There was a lot of violince on the beach, so she went home.
Garrett likes to play ball with his kids and he likes to throw the ball hard in their face.
And then he laughs. >:c
Adana: Why do you it, daddy?
Phil: Beclaus your mom loves you more than she loves me.
Aylatani wants Adana to be best at school because she's the smartes at school. She got new cloths, isn't she cute?
Now Maikana is 18.
She got some horrible clothes for her birthday, because Garrett had no taste in fashion. (Like, he thinks they're real nice.)
When she was little she hit her head, and sometimes it goes back.
Garrett got mad at the servent man.
He beat him up.
That was so great job, because now family has another enema and they had enough already. I think he shold be fried from his job.
Liranda and Evlin have true love. He lives in their house so Liradna can be happy.
Zarinda wanted a job, so she got jobs for her and Maikana. They got the same job, so now people will think they are the twins, ROLF!
It was very bored at work.
Zarinda cried because she wasnted a love.
At a dive bar she met the ugly old man Jonathan again, and he said that he knew someone who wanted to girlfriend and wasn't ugly or old.
Zarinda didn't believe he had ever been hot.
She was told to go to the beach at midnight, and someone would wait for here there. It was the ugly old man's BROTHER!
But he totally was hot, even if he was aggry.
He fell in love with Zarinda! Now she had Love in life!
And he had a cousin who needed to be rehomed because he hated on his sisters, so Zarinda said she's take him. Maybe Maikana likes him.
They shared they're true love's first Kiss! <3
But he told Zarinda a secret that he had a generic sickness that would make him old tomorrow! She was in shocked.
LOL, she's naked. Because she didn't know better, because Phil made her sleep nakid in the tub when she was littler. For punishment with cold ice.
Zarinda deiceded on she loved Brice (yeah his named Bruce) even if he was fat and was getting old, because there was medicine.
They didn't DOOO it in the tub, LOL pervs! They just KISSED1!
This is the girl who wore high heeled shoes to go swimming. She's a creepy moron.
Then they got ingaged, and it was officially they were together. Now he can move in with them.
It was sooooo sad to leave Brice and go home alone. She cried all the way in the car, even if she knew she'd see him next day when they got married.
This is the slave--man. Look how depressed because he got fired.
It was Edgar who did this.
(A/N: That's a lightning strike. The effect lasted.)
It was so romantic to get married in the spring rain.
Aylatani got fired AGAIN, because she taught the kids the OTHER wrong song! Yeah, I forgot to tell, but she got her job back, but NOT AMYNORE??!
They told her that if she wanted to have her job back, she needed to have lots of plastic sergeary to be a lot more beautiful, and she said yes because she wanted to be famous a lot.
OH NO WHAT HAPPENED??? Edgar tricked the doctors into making Tani's face really ugly instead. And her boss got really really really mad and fired her again. They also made her change her name becuze they had copyrites, so she's not even Aylatanie anymore now her name is BERTHA HORTENCE!
They made holes in her face that they didn't even sticth! It looks HORRORABLE!
But Zarinda said she will always love Bertha Hortence because she's her mother and all.
Then Brice got medicine so he didn't have to get old.
The slave man came back, even if Garrett told him not to work there anymore. He made slices of bread.
Look at this terrible face! Poor Bertha Hortence. Why does Edgar hate her so much?
Elvin: I don't know you, are you Aylatani's ugly mother?
Bethra Hortence: BOOO BHOOO!
Maikana thought the Simon they adopted was very cute!
And he liked her two.
So they kissed. Isn't her dress nice? She wants to be tough and punky.
Simon wanted to work out so he could be sexy for Maikana, but he fainted LUL!
Liranda: YOU ARE NOT MY MOM! mY mother is BEATIFUL! You are Phil's grandmother in disguys and you've killed my mom!!! And your wearing her clothes.
Garrett: I don't think she's my wife anymore. If you weren't with Elvis, I'd have marry you instead. Your sexy.
They took pictures of the kids, because they were going to be grown up.
So they could remember when they were cute little kids.
They had a family occasion for the b-day.
First Riana grewed up.
She became the goth she always wanted to be, but red dress is not her colore.
And then it was Alana'd turn to have puberty.
She became the prepp she had always been.
Bertha Hortence had more plastic sugary to put in the wholes in her cheeks, but they couldn't make her old face back.
But Aylatani had been part Fairy and Elf, and she had a gift to summon her former self. LOL that rhymed! She called her to come into their humble living room, and she told her not to make all the same mistakes as herself.
Bertha Hortence told Aylatani that she had to change her name, and stay far away from Phil and Edgar, and she would have a happy life. But Aulatany couldn't believe that it was HER who was so ugly in the future, and she got angry.
She changed her name to Laurelin Silverstar, and she promised to become a famous popstar. It was very confusing for Liranda, who thought she was her mother. She got angry and hurt feelings about Laurelin.
Riana bought a beautiful ghostic dress online. She's so happy.
Her hair grew black because of the mysterious darkness she carried in her heart, and she became very pretty. She was so happy that she bought a beautiful preppy dress for Adana.
(A/N: Just to clarify, this is still CC I really love. The "bad CC" era stated in the rules hasn't started yet. You'll KNOW when it does!)
They were opposite twins like Lilli and Angla, but they don't hate each other.
Garrett loves Liranda. :c And Simon thinks he's so tough and cool when he's skipping rope, ha ha ha!
Liranda: Stepfather stop putting in your face when I'm trying to cook real food.
He's so sad he has ugly wife.
Maikana: No, Dad. I don't want to talk to you and it's not true that Mom has become ugly. She's going to be a star, and our aunt Bertha is babysitting us now.
Garrett cried so much there was a puddle on the floor.
Laurelin didn't know where to live, so she came back to the house after work. Because she was Aylatani from the past, she actually lived on that lot only it was just a lot of pieces of furniture. And she had evil parents she couldn't go home to.
Brice and Zarinda have true love.
Liranda and Elvin have true love.
Laurelin had to hide in the tent, because they couldn't let Edgar see her. He'd do the same thing to her. And Phil would marry her. With an axe.
Raina is beautiful and mysterious.
Adana is beautiful like a cheerleader.
Edgar's gonna be so mad.
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Okay, uh... Poor Bertha Hortence? To be completely honest, I was really tired of Aylatani, and I had to do something to make her more fun to play again. And after I "improved" her looks a little, my brain started hatching one bad idea after the other, and I love it when that happens! So there is some sort of over-arching plot in the making here.
Hope you enjoyed the stupididity. C: