The Starbloom Travecy - 1.2!
Yes, we're back with more of this worst of all Legacies! Last time, we met Aylatani Starbloom, a dumbass with Mary Sue tendencies. She married an axe-murderer named Phil, and though she had ample opportunities to escape from him, like whenever she went to work, she didn't because that would be too much logic for this sort of story. She ended up having three children with the bastard. Now, let's watch as their wretched childhoods unfold! The Narrator will narrate to you of their misery and woe.
The kids got beds! They wery happy no! Poor Liranda she such a pretty girl who should be a priceness!
Phil doesn't wanna hug Zarinda, because he hats her for making water all over the house!
They buyed a bed for Maikana, so she didn't have to sleep in the prickly nettles. It's bad enough she hit her brain on the wall of her sisters' box.
Plil is hungrey. He needs to go hunting again.
They were too poor to pay the foodman, so he stole Zarinda's bed!!1!!!
Zarinda got very upset. She's still horrorble and weird.
She's full of haet.
Zarinda hateeeeees everyone!!!!!!!
Phil: Don't worry, the foodman's not in it. It's vegetarian like you like. Wimps.
Zarinda is verry mean to Liranda. Poor girls. D:
Phile like it when they fight so they can be strong like him.
Zarinda is mean and strong. She trhrew Liranda on a chair so it broke. Phil said Liranda can't eat again until she paid for the chair. How will she money, she has not job!!!! D':
She has WRINKLES on her face from being old too son for having such a sad life!!
Liranda's sad all the time. Why must her farmily be so suck?
Maikana is a baby who has face just like her Phil dad.
Liranda loves watching TV, expexially Angela and Lilli, because their twins who hate eachother too, like her and Zarinda.
It's rough to live on a lawn by the road, and all the neighbors come and stare like DURRRR HURRRR.
She watches her favortie movie, which is aboat a party. Lirana wishes she had a good ife like the girls in the movie.
Even the orphan girl at school who lives in a factory comes to see how bad her life is!
Zarinda made friends with the girl, so she could have a friend and Liranda not. She's so jealous Liranda's pretty even with wrinkles.
At least gramother cheers for Liranda, because she has more talent to be evul when she grows up.
But Zarinda's alredy evil now.
Tani: It hurts so much to sit in the nettles when I wash my babby! D:<
Maikama cried a lot because it was winter and the water was almost ice too. But if Tani don't bathe her, then Phil and grandma do, and they put her head under for sooo long. :(
The wolf wants more toilet water because it makes it more evil.
Liranda isn't allowed to have food, but she needs to pretend she's happy, unless she wants to sleep in the nettles. Or in the tub full of ice every night. In the naked.
One day she just had ENOUGFF and she beat the crap out of Zarinda. Grandma was really happy that day. And she said Liranda could have foods again because she proved herself strng. She earned resprect.
Now they are 6 years old, and they can start school. Liranda wants to go because she's so smart.
Then she told Zardina that she's sorry she was always prettier than her, so they must try to be friends at school. BECause it's hard to be the poorest kid in the country, at least they're to two of them.
Maikana has to stay home because she's a baby. With PHIL's face.
Zarinda cried because she couldn't have a new dress before she goes to school, and a guy came and stared creep at her. BUT WHO WAS HE?
HE WAS A HORROBLE MAN!
Phil wants to hug Liranda, because he's her loving parent.
The man from the guverment came home again to see if there were any cerial killers there yet.
Then he tasted their food to see if it tastd humen, but he shouldn't do that! They don't have enough, and they have to feed grandma too sometimes.
The goverman thought gramdmother was ugly, but she's old and whatever.
Then he mopped up the water.
Governman: It's illegal to water your livingroom floor to grow WEEDS!
Phil could finally afford an axe so he could kill more people, and he wanted the family to learn to use it.
Edgar spied on them to make sure they were still sad. He hates them and if they were happy he would have to DO SOMETHING!
Phil is very happy when he has an axe.
He likes Maikana, because she looks like his face.
Liranda is very smart at school.
Zarinda is very stupid at school.
(A/N: Not really. They both did great from day 1.)
Now Maikala has groewn up!
She needs to use lots of tubes and mask, because she hurt her head when she was in the box. Now she has Ozmosus.
Aylatani thinks it's sooo hard to look after her in such a horrable house.4
Grandma's sister evil Karen came to visit, to see if the kids were bing raised brave enough.
Aylatanie is very tallented, and she likes to pain. She paints a picture of Phil.
The twins are the most popular girls in school, and they have friends to visit them.
Maikana is allergic to air. :(
It is very dangerous to her to go school, because her pipes got stuck in the bus and she breathed much bus smoke.
Dan is Phil's friend from work. He told their classmate that this is life in a poor family.
One day there was a news on TV about when Phil killed a lady. They had philm footage of it.
Phlu began to cry, because he was so scaaaaaared of the police.
Then he hypnoed Zardina to not watch the news again.
Dan liked to pick up Liranda and swing her around and let go, so she flew into the wall. She hated it, but Pull said she had to get used to it because its life.
Zarinda still likes to make the house full of water. Phile hates her!
He wants to put her for adoption.
She only does it because she hates him too!
One day they had chicken, and all the bones reminded Phil that he had to kill people again.
Tani bought a secrect drug from people at work. (Lots of drugs in music beeznees.)
It made her very strong when she drank it, like superwoman.
Suddenly Phil went crazy.
Grandma helped him dig a big hole.
Phil is very dangeruso!
But sometimes he missed because he's crazy, so he had to use knife instead.
He liked to cut people's brains off.
Maikana read his secret diarry, and found out her dad was an axe murderer. It made her so sad. Because all the other kids in school had nice dads.
Liranda has pretty eyes. She got them from her pretty Mom. But she has Phils ordingary color. :(
The TV broke and Tani had to fix it because the kids were sooooo saaaaaad. :'(
Their friend from school comes home with them because he thinks Phil is really cool. He wants to learn to be like Phil.
It's not easy to make food outside.
Liranda was really mad at Zarinda, because she told the class that Liranda had wrinkles.
Then Zarinda went and cried in her PJs in the winter night.
Aylatania got a better job aGAIN because she's talinnted.
She still loves Liranda a lot much.
When Phil was a kid he killed his maths teacher for giving him F, and he kept his scull for inspiration.
The Goverman thinks granmother is sooooo ugly LOL.
Now Liranda is 13 years old. It has been 13 unlucky years for her. D:
Zarinda is almost pretty now. Too bad her nose.
Liranda watched Snakes on Plain, and she got really scared. Of snake.
Phil is in love? But who?
Maikana needs to exerzise by jumping on her bed a lot, so she can get used to oxxygin.
Zarinda needs to exersizze by jumping roap, because she's fat. But you can't see it because her clothes are too small and are squeezing her together.
Liranda is the best child, and takes care of the family.
One day they saw a blue person walk by, and Aylatani wanted to become a vammpiner.
(That's Grace Duckling by alittlestrange)
Oh noes, hoe will they all survurvle? Wait and see! I've got more pictures of their suffering and pain. How much stupider can this story possibly get? Well... worse. Let's leave it at that for now.
The tubes Maikana uses for her "ozmosus" are by TheRaven. I'm pretty sure she won't be too happy if she finds out how I used them, but I'm not making fun of her or her story. I'm making fun of the Exchange!
What do you think would happen if I posted this in a community? :P