FMA -- The Mustache Mission

Feb 15, 2012 14:56

Title: The Mustache Mission
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Ed, Al, Roy, Hawkeye, Havoc, Falman, Fuery, Breda
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,616
Warnings: major SPOILERS through Brotherhood; craaaaaaaack; a bit of PG-13 language; oh, poor Havoc; Roy, you perv ♥; secretly-evil!Al is my favorite
Summary: Ed and Al have no idea what they're getting ( Read more... )

[character - fma] edward elric, [character - fma] alphonse elric, [character - fma] jean havoc, [fandom] fullmetal alchemist, [year] 2012, [character - fma] riza hawkeye, [genre] crack, [genre] humor, [character - fma] roy mustang, [rating] pg, [length] 5k

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eltea February 15 2012, 15:38:09 UTC
This might be the best thing I've ever read. XD There were so many lines where I was just DYING; I literally spent the entire time I was reading this laughing so much that I was glad there was nobody else in the house with me. Just… Ed's antenna popping up out of the mask. Ed and Al and their adorable little double-act. "I suspect that's where his bedroom will be found."/"You mean you've never been in it?" Mustang's sheep slippers. "You look like an actor in a porn film."/"One that you'd watch?" almost killed me. The beautiful little moments of seriousness, like the leg braces and Ed clapping automatically but hearing Al. ♥ And then "Do you want to keep this?"/"He doesn't. Because that would be disgusting, sir." And oh god Al's threat just… oh my god, every word in that paragraph was hilarious. XD And then Ed looking down for the trap when everyone else looks up. And Al's obsession with leaving horrible things in people's beds. :P ♥ And omg just… the ending. Hawkeye twirling the mustache. HAWKEYE TWIRLING THE MUSTACHE. XD ( ... )

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tierfal February 21 2012, 13:23:31 UTC
I think the only appropriate response is

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

And also maybe

*WEDDING BELLS~~~~*

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chococoffeekiss February 15 2012, 18:31:42 UTC
Broke down and read it anyway, even though I haven't finished Brotherhood yet (Mr J throws a Roy-esque fit every time I watch without him) because apparently I have no willpower when it comes to the things you write. I will come back and review properly, but for now OMFGLOL.

Mustached!Riza, heheheh. And Al is SO FUCKING CUTE.

This is my favorite and so are you. XD

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tierfal February 21 2012, 13:25:03 UTC
lol, OH NO, I'm sorry, I've accidentally-spoiled like half of the most epic stuff, damn. XD''

Aaaaaaaaaaaal, I want one. I want to keep him in my pocket and snuggle him every night. Boyfran can just… get his own. :P

ilu HARD if you know what I mean, bb! ♥

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hiza_chan February 23 2012, 00:25:33 UTC
♥♥♥♥

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tierfal February 23 2012, 13:55:45 UTC
o hai thar ilu. And I hope this made you giggle a bit. ♥

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tierfal April 27 2012, 20:07:08 UTC
Oh, poor May - she'll never get Alphonse with Ed as his bodyguard. XD
RIGHT? I kind of feel sorry for her. :P GOOD LUCK, SWEETIE.

I just think the sound of it would be positively jelly-legging coming from him. x3
Numerous scientific studies have shown that Havoc is a sexy motherfucker. :D

the image of Al tugging on Havoc's sleeve that's just so him and lovely and guh! *flails*
You are entirely responsible for the fact that I ship Havoc/Al, lol. :'D

Hahahaaaaaa, I am just ♥-ing incoherently over the rest of this comment. XD THANK YOU FOR READING, BB. ♥ And pssh lol you are a busy girl, and I am a fic machine; I certainly don't expect people to drop everything to keep up! :'D

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richelle2972 July 2 2012, 20:53:29 UTC
OMG YES.... So amazing! Especially the part where Hawkeye twirls her mustache. :D

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tierfal July 6 2012, 20:08:43 UTC
That might have been my favorite part of the whole thing, hahahaha. XD …no, my favorite is probably Roy thinking he's having a threesome dream, and Al being like OH HELL NAW. X'DDD

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