Proving once again that life is even more interesting with light dyslexia / tiredness, I combined 4. and 5. to read as this:
4. Yesterday, when I arrived at my apartment, I discovered that my Mysterious Roommate had, mysteriously, shut both big windows in the apartment and then proceeded to, as best as I could tell, fry two donkeys in one ocean.
I then marvelled at your Mysterious Roommate's mysterious ways a lot. For at least two seconds. Before I read it again and found out the truth.
...You know, I want to mock, but you probably know by now that that's the exact kind of thing I would do.
Also, if he really had done that, I'd probably be impressed enough to forgive him for the smell.
(Also also, OH HEY, I owe you promptage. o.O But! I have now rejoined the land of the internet-having for a little while, so it might ACTUALLY HAPPEN. Say, you don't want the dead Kris bunny by any chance, do you? I even have a vague end for it now, I've just lost my writing powers for good.)
LJ has been really fucked up in the last couple of days. Yesterday, it kept eating my comments. RAGE.
Hey, maybe you're not the allusive unicorn, maybe your roommate is, and you're mysterious because you must protect this magical, rare animal. I must tell sabrina_il about this theory.
Ah ha, see, in that case I'm losing even more of my claim to unicornness, because I found out yesterday that Mysterious Roommate is leaving at the end of the [rent] year.
So on the bad side, since Unmysterious Roommate is also leaving (they're finishing their degrees, not running away from me; I wondered too), I might well end up with two 100% present roommates instead of basically sharing a three-bedroom apartment with maybe 60% of a person altogether*. On the good side, I'll be recognized for my absolutely-not-mysterious self! Yay.
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4. Yesterday, when I arrived at my apartment, I discovered that my Mysterious Roommate had, mysteriously, shut both big windows in the apartment and then proceeded to, as best as I could tell, fry two donkeys in one ocean.
I then marvelled at your Mysterious Roommate's mysterious ways a lot. For at least two seconds. Before I read it again and found out the truth.
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Also, if he really had done that, I'd probably be impressed enough to forgive him for the smell.
(Also also, OH HEY, I owe you promptage. o.O But! I have now rejoined the land of the internet-having for a little while, so it might ACTUALLY HAPPEN. Say, you don't want the dead Kris bunny by any chance, do you? I even have a vague end for it now, I've just lost my writing powers for good.)
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Hey, maybe you're not the allusive unicorn, maybe your roommate is, and you're mysterious because you must protect this magical, rare animal. I must tell sabrina_il about this theory.
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So on the bad side, since Unmysterious Roommate is also leaving (they're finishing their degrees, not running away from me; I wondered too), I might well end up with two 100% present roommates instead of basically sharing a three-bedroom apartment with maybe 60% of a person altogether*. On the good side, I'll be recognized for my absolutely-not-mysterious self! Yay.
*The math is confusing but sound.
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