My horoscope told me to take the day off.

[ticklebruises]

I love that my horoscope today is, "it's okay to be a lazy shiftless negro".

Overview
You're not feeling especially productive today -- and it's not just you! Work could slow down to a snail's pace, but as long as you maintain the bare minimum, you should be fine when your energy comes back.And mind you, Yahoo Horoscopes is pretty darn accurate

Comments

[runny_eggs]

Absolutely incorrect. Sure, my horoscope hinted at the fact that I a "new project" may be great or horrible, depending on how much time I put into it, but it said nothing about who threw up in my bed last night or where this rash on my genitals came from. Rip-off.

[ticklebruises]

Your horoscope has miserably failed you. On the good side, at you least you documented proof when you file a complaint with the stars.