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[tickingheart]

Aigis.

[And he felt like maybe there should have been a suffix there, but oh well.]

You're the most important person in the world to me, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

[It's not until after he hangs up that he recognizes that that was not what he meant to say. He meant to ask her how her kitten was doing, and he was pretty

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[crazyclownwoman]

[You are being surprised!hugged from fake!mom]

Awww...that's adorable!

[crazyclownwoman]

Right..so

Who's the other person.

I can talk to them if you want.

[tickingheart]

[... fake!mom...]

[crazyclownwoman]

What!

[tickingheart]

She's in love with him.

[crazyclownwoman]

....is she?

And what about you?

[So, she's going to have a talk with HER then]

[tickingheart]

Just...

Just don't. It's complicated.

[crazyclownwoman]

[a sigh]

Fine...but if you need any thing, you just tell me.

....also tell me if you get a girlfriend.

[tickingheart]

[A grin.]

I will!

[And jumping off the roof now, landing in a way that involved a handspring.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[shaking her head...then]

Hey! Wait a second! I wanted to ask you something!

[Jumps off after him, she lands safely]

[tickingheart]

[Stops. Upside-down.]

Huh?

[crazyclownwoman]

[looks serious for once]

You like Jolt, right?

[tickingheart]

[Still in a handstand.]

He's a pretty nice guy.

[crazyclownwoman]

And you know he's ...dating Sideswipe right?

[tickingheart]

[And flipping slowly back to his feet.]

They need to learn not to make out on my bed.

[Teenage annoyance is go.]

[crazyclownwoman]

Right...

Anyway.

Sideswipe was trying to flirt with other people. So....I'm thinkin' if anything...well.
Bad happens...we're gonna' have ta' "talk" to him.

[yes, fake mother is recriuting you to her goon squad]