Chaucerian pickup lines

[thymidinekinase]

Just found these. There's more on the website (http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2006/05/to-kalamazoo-wyth-love.html), which I found via Making Light

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[mundungus42]

::cracks up::

To bring it forward to Shakespeare's time, O wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied? :D

These are fantastic- I'm tempted to call my cousin who knows the Olde tongue to ask her how to pronounce them properly and hit on Chaucerean scholars.