Title: Tick Tack Tuck
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 152
Characters: Tuck, Much, Robin, Allan, Guy.
Prompts: Allan; confessions, Much; innocence, Outlaw!Guy; penance, Outlaws; naked, Robin; parasite, Tuck; God. Used in a very loose sense, mind you. ;-)
Notes: written for 2010
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“Tuck, you shouldn't sleep without bedclothes in a forest,” said Robin and watched as Much carefully removed a tick just above his groin.
“But it was a vigil!” protested Tuck. “And I can take the ticks as a penance for the sins committed during battle!”
“Move over!” said Much and crushed the removed tick under his heel.
Tuck rolled over and showed his bare bottom. The gang winced at the sight.
“Yes... you have several here as well,” said Much with a frustrated sigh.
“So removing them can be your penance, Much!” said Tuck with enthusiasm.
Much frowned as Robin sniggered.
“I'm paying enough penance as it is by just being in this camp!” Much shouted. “What about Allan and Guy?”
“You need to tack in a lot more ticks on Tuck to make up for our sins,” said Allan while Guy smirked.
~fin~