The Perfect Wedding

[thundersquall]

Title: The Perfect Wedding
Pairing: Yesung/Ryeowook
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,703
Summary: Yesung and Ryeowook get married. The members chip in one by one to 'help'.

A/N: Just... a really fail attempt at crack. Really, REALLY fail. Written for kayevelyn, who came up with the idea. I'm sorry Kate, I will make this fail up to you somehow. ;___; Thanks to blahnicity

Comments

[kayevelyn]

I WILL SAY IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN THIS FIC IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. :D HUGE MOMENTS OF CRACK AND THEN THE PERFECT ENDING \o////// *hugs* I really, really love the fic. ♥♥♥♥♥

and ashjakdhsakd historical!au :D

[thundersquall]

SOBBING KATE IDEK BUT I'M RELIEVED THAT YOU AT LEAST SOMEWHAT LIKE IT. ;____; *CLINGS FOREVER* THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A SWEETHEART. ♥

Historical!AU better turn out better than this crap, that's all I can say. *sobs*

[oh_hesitate]

DAMN IT, SOMEONE GOT TO FIRST COMMENT. ;.;

[oh_hesitate]

1. "flowers everywhere!", or so Ryeowook said, with gleaming eyes and the biggest grin on his face OMG HAHAHAHA WHY SO RABID OVERJOYED, RYEOWOOK.
2. Siwon + Kyuhyun's immediate reactions was precious 8D
3. RYEOWOOK IS SO BAMF AND STILL SO SWEET AT THE SAME TIME, I APPROVE OF THIS. AND HAHAHAHA HE IS SO MANIPULATIVE, IDEK OKAY.
4. I LOVE THAT DONGHAE IS ALMOST AS FAIL AS YESUNG, IF NOT MORE SO THIS TIME AROUND /o/
5. Heechul. Flouncing. FLOUNCING. OH YOU. AND HEECHUL IS SO INDULGENT, I JUST WANT TO SMUSH THEM TOGETHER. AND. AND. "I decided this wedding needed something bright and exciting and loud. To, you know, signify your sex life, which is pretty much loud, by all accounts." I DIIIIIIIIIIIIED.
6. ("A ceremony like this does not require a best man!" Leeteuk had shrieked, but was shot down by both of them) = LEETEUK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE IN, YOU WON'T HAVE AN ANEURYSM THAT WAY 8D
7. "The pants are tighter and show off your legs and ass better, and Jongwoon-hyung will love it." DAMN RIGHT HE WOULD.
8. "So that we can, you know,

[thundersquall]

YOU'RE INSANE AND YOUR COMMENT IS RIDICULOUSLY EPIC FOR SUCH A STUPID LITTLE PIECE OF FAIL AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WATERWORKS YOU ARE BUT I LOVE YOU AND WTF, I AM YOUR BIGGEST FANGIRL, NOW GO AWAY AND WRITE ME SOME HAPPY YEWOOK. D: ♥

P/S: Ryeowook is indeed a sweet, manipulative BAMF, UNF.

[terra_forensis]

OMG ENDING ENDING ENDING HO SHIT THE ENDING BB ILU ;_____; /SOBS

I just want to quote this whole thing, it's so fucking amazing and precious and aoidhfjodspiuf hilarious yet so beautiful and omg ;___; THE ENDING! WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING ;______;

The whole paragraph with Ryeowook and Siwon was just... so, so fantastic! I mean, Siwon obviously doubted himself and since he stands for male/female relationship with God creating man and woman, and suddenly having Ryeowook and Yesung want to marry, then just.... yes ;_; ♥ I MAKE NO SENSE, BUT I LOVED IT.

/quotes it all at you
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. AMAZING. FUCKING AMAZING. ILU SO MUCH BB ;__;

[thundersquall]

KSDHFGKDHJS LIZZIE OMG SOBBING WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, I LOVE YOU ♥ This was just so stupid and half the time I was beating myself up for writing something this dumb and fail but you are just MUCH MUCH MUCH TOO KIND. ;___; ILUUUUUU~ ♥

[terra_forensis]

I LOVE YOU TOO ♥ It wasn't stupidddd D: I AM KIND BECAUSE I LOVE IT ^___^ ILU TOOOOO~ ♥

[vintersaga]

*laughs* Ryeowook totally manipulated Siwon! *laughs some more* Go Wookie! And then Kibum totally manipulated Ryeowook. Go Kibum! *giggles* And my favourite part where Sungmin got Yesung to let him do exactly what he wanted. *laughs*

♥

[thundersquall]

I love all the members manipulating each other... and Sungmin and Wookie are probably the most manipulative of all. ;DDD

I'm glad you liked it, Sungmin is quite the BAMF! ♥ Thank you Anna babe, I personally like... really hate this fic, ROFL, so it makes me happy to know you enjoyed it.

[katsudono]

/STILL ON HIATUS. I AM, I SWEAR I AM BUT NINA LINKED ME THIS AND oh my god.

CAN I JUST SAW I WANT TO MARRY YOUR SUNGMIN? LIKE NOW? YOU LITERALLY HAD ME BITING MY LIP SO I WOULDN'T LAUGH IRL BECAUSE PARENTS IN THE ROOM.

but. your sungmin. omg, bamf much? and then QMIMIN. BEST THREESOME EVER. AND THEN: sungmin brushing away zhou mi's tears...
GDI SHEENA. I LOVE THIS. DO NOT CARE THAT IT IS YEWOOK BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT YESUNG/HALF THE BAND AND WOOK/THE OTHER HALF. ILU. ILIT. YOU ARE AWESOME. \o/

[thundersquall]

SKJHDFGKHJDSG NINA, SHE LINKED THIS TO A SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE AND I AM LIKE WHY, WHYYYYYY *SOBS* THIS IS JUST COMPLETE AND UTTER FAIL, I'M KEEPING IT ON MY LJ AND I DON'T EVEN DARE TO CROSSPOST IT, OMG. ;____;

BUT YAY, AM I GLAD YOU LIKE SUNGMIN HERE! HE IS ONE BAMF INDEED, NO WAY IS SUNGMIN A ~GIRLY GIRL~. D< AND YES YES YES QMIMIN! \O//// I'M SO HAPPY YOU SPOTTED THAT AND LIKED IT SDJKHFGJHSD.

BANDFICS ARE AWESOME... NOW IF ONLY I CAN PULL IT OFF. I'D LOVE TO BE ABLE TO PULL CRACK OFF TOO, BUT I THINK I'LL LEAVE IT TO DIANA. *CRIES* THANK YOU AND ILU FOR BEING SO NICE TO THIS CRAP PIECE OF WRITING ♥