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- Thu, 19:07: Some crisis lines will discourage calling just because you're bored. But the Poetry Crisis Line recognizes that bor… https://t.co/zVwxfFdz82
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- Wed, 15:57: If I were @ SpeakerBoehner, I'd be taking an interest in marijuana too. No word yet on whether he plans to pursue… https://t.co/7XS6X7q9yR
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- Tue, 14:21: Fortunately, even through a fog of sleep, I know not to put on pants while walking down stairs. #smallvictories
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- Mon, 15:36: e. e. cummings calls the poetry crisis line about rowdy neighbors: https://t.co/GOebbSVJcJ
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- Fri, 15:10: Idea for a show about Post-Impressionists in Space: Star Lautrec To boldly Van Gogh, where no one's Gauguin before.
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- Thu, 15:58: The counselors at the Poetry Crisis Line strive to do their best for everyone, but poetry isn't always clear, and s… https://t.co/hSR7JWd2KZ
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- Wed, 14:34: It didn't occur to me to wonder what Lord Combover meant when he claimed that Amazon was leeching off the Post Offi… https://t.co/ctRUaljilL
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- Mon, 22:28: I can't believe people still have to say this: Steering clear of a bully is not bullying. Steering clear of a bul… https://t.co/uYr8sOeyfj
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- Wed, 15:07: If this catches on, we'll see a lot of "profound thrillers about a drug-addled woman's devotion," as well as "darkl… https://t.co/01bJh06A09
- Wed, 20:26: If you're looking for surreal April Fool's Day jokes... https://t.co/fjqgKv9ydu