Shit-related idioms/words I MUST use in everyday conversation.

[thunderbottled]

• Shooting the shit
• Shitflanges
• The shit hath hitteth the fan
• Shitting bricks
• Shit-for-brains

Comments

[bendmyfire]

LOL.
Um, do bears shit in the woods? :O
As in, DO they? ;D

[thunderbottled]

LOLOLOLOL ;D

Some equivalents, courtesy of Urban Dictionary:

Is the Pope Catholic?
Is Bill Gates rich?
Does a duck swim?

IMO the bear one is indubitably the best. :D