OUCH!!!!!!!!

[thug_a_luv]

That new house elf is so mean!! I think his name was Twinkie. Yes. That was right. He's soooo mean!!! He on purpose gave me too hot hot cider. It made my tongue sting with burn! And now it feels all funny and I can't taste anything right.
It makes me so sad because I even squeezed Twinkie real hard when I saw him in a happy hug! But then he was mean

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SAD!! That means turkiscuits will taste funny. WAH!!! I'm sorry the house elf was mean. I didn't think they were supposed to be mean. Mine at home are rather fun, but you already KNOW that. I'll do a healing spell on your tongue - remember when we ate that muggle pizza with our dads? Just like THAT time.

What can we do to make you not sad?

[thug_a_luv]

I know! Dobby is never mean! Twinkie is just a bad house elf! Maybe we could cheer him up somehow... then he could be happy!
Oh Crabbely, you always make me feel all better! If you can make my tongue not sad then I will be not sad too!

[luv_a_thug]

OK, Goyle - here goes....

BURNUM HEALIS!!

Ahhhh perfect!! All better. And NOW you aren't sad!!

Give me a hug!!

[justinffhp]

Wait, what happened to Dobby? I haven't had any Turkiscuits in a long time, so I wouldn't know...

[luv_a_thug]

Well, I'll stop glaring at you for a moment because you haven't had Turkiscuits!!! SAD!!!