Here we begin a series of making fun of the often insanely bad tie-in comics.
Yes, Napoleon shoots an itty-bitty poisonous spider. Way to go, big tough guy. Meanwhile, Illya (looking nothing at all like Illya) is all like, "Hey, normally I just use a paper towel and cup, but whatever floats your boat."
That thing about the Geiger counter is hilarious and you know it.
The most in-character page in any of the comics. Oh, Napoleon.
I'm... not really sure I want to know what Napoleon does on his Saturday nights.
Ouch. Poor Illya.
I'll bet she is.
I like that he has to specify "full of AIR!"
Napoleon pounces like a CAT.
There's always one guy who asks the dumbest questions...
I love how ridiculously dramatic this is, and also how helpless and pretty Napoleon is drawn. Oh Napoleon.
Similarly, I just thought he was unusually handsome in this panel.
That's a fake Illya, with the eyepatch. He does look good, though.
What the fuck?! Illya is wearing a lone ranger mask?! ... for some reason.
Illya is a little puppy.
Still-fake Illya is still rockin' the eyepatch.
Oh Illya.
Oh Illya. Honey, no. Play nice.