Reading to Brixton, and I realized ...

[throwingstardna]

If I were a doctor, by the time the mother of the five little monkeys called me for the third time in one night telling me that one of her kids was jumping on the bed and smashed his head on the floor, I'd have called Child Protective Services. There'd be no fourth and fifth little monkeys injured.

Just sayin'.

Comments

[dar205]

And just how would you stop the monkeys from jumping on the bed? Most of the options, especially for little ones, are illegal or suspect.

[chemikal]

An old guy from the country once told me he'd just put velcro on the ceiling but I'm pretty sure that's far from being politically correct. Though I had to admit I chuckled a little and felt a bit guilty for it.

[kristyncommathe]

I just stumbled upon this and wanted to make sure that you saw it.

Household Star Wars Products

[___sorry]

I miss your posts! Do you have a new blog, or are you just posting less often? :)