Comments | throwingpens: PEARL JAM IS IN TOWN AND I GET TO WORK FOR 10-12 HOURS TONIGHT!!!! WOO!!!

throwingpens

PEARL JAM IS IN TOWN AND I GET TO WORK FOR 10-12 HOURS TONIGHT!!!! WOO!!!

Jul 19, 2013 11:26

the scenario:

i am exhausted from a long day of being hit on by gross men at work. how do you console me?

Comments 12

stillscape July 19 2013, 16:31:35 UTC

I make you a homemade deep dish pizza, serve it with a side dish of Oreos, and make up a long, rambling bedtime story about Mike Schur.

throwingpens July 19 2013, 16:34:56 UTC

Hmm. This sounds like a plan. But what happens when I oversleep tomorrow morning when I have to be at work at 9 because you've lulled me to sleep so well? HOW DO YOU GET ME TO WORK AND TO HOT ROB?

stillscape July 19 2013, 16:36:36 UTC

This is your problem. I am not a morning person.

throwingpens July 19 2013, 16:38:18 UTC

This is unfortunate for your amber games chances.

stars_inthe_sky July 19 2013, 16:49:25 UTC

I would import JJ Philbin with orders to make you the world's greatest sandwich. We would do a dramatic reading of Fake Rick Perry tweets, and then possibly have a dance party. Or more sandwiches. JJ might have stronger opinions on that decision than I do.

throwingpens July 19 2013, 17:51:29 UTC

That sandwich is amazing. Though I'm not sure JJ's thoughts on pb sandwiches (and variants). I kind of feel like she makes fun of her husband for the reasons y'all make fun of me. The dramatic fake rick perry reading is aces. You definitely get points for that. Dance party & Sandwiches BOTH.

stars_inthe_sky July 19 2013, 18:46:27 UTC

Sandwich party!

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saucydiva July 19 2013, 17:32:13 UTC

I take you dancing. WAIT THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING DIAPHENIA WANTS TO DO. BUT NO. I take you dancing at a bar where Hot Rob is, dance with you in a way that draws attention to you from him, and yet knocks away any and all creeps that approach us in the meantime. Then, when HR is hooked, I wander away, like a good friend.

throwingpens July 19 2013, 17:49:37 UTC

You're taking me dancing AFTER I worked all day? This sounds like punishment.

On an ordinary day, this sounds like a good plan, but on tonight, for example, sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

saucydiva July 19 2013, 17:53:02 UTC

Yes, but this way your flirting with him at work isn't wasted.

ballroom_pink July 19 2013, 19:01:09 UTC

Jam! Strawberry, peach or raspberry. Toast, no toast. Jam Day!

stars_inthe_sky July 19 2013, 22:57:52 UTC

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