AMBER GAMES

[throwingpens]

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[saucydiva]

You look so gleeful about our deaths.

I don't suppose I can stay on the boat? I really hate the water. Is there a life boat? If not, I guess I grab the wine and try to whack her in the head with it? But I probably fail. I suppose I'd jump overboard and doggie-paddle to land. Or try to hide on the ship.

[throwingpens]

You are not allowed to stay on the ship. This is like Titanic, the ship is going down.

There are 12 lifeboats.

[stillscape]

Do the lifeboats have oars?

[throwingpens]

No. These ones do not. Because you will beat each other with them.

Actually, yes, they do, because I doubt either of you ahve the upper-body strength to actually beat each other with them.

[stillscape]

I mean, I can swim pretty well, so I'll probably just jump off the boat and go for it, possibly clutching a bottle of wine. Or I'll tread water until saucydiva finally jumps off the boat, and then I'll drown her. Easy enough.

[throwingpens]

You are actually not allowed to touch each other until you reach the center of the island. Because we want a show.

AMBER GAMES.

[throwingpens]

OKAY EVERYONE. STILLSCAPE HAS RIDDEN TO SHORE ON A DOLPHIN.

saucydiva, it is your turn. How do you make it to the shore?

[saucydiva]

I didn't know there were dolphins!

Scary beasts, really.

I guess I paddle to shore in my boat.

Finally answer, Amber.

[throwingpens]

Good answer. You are now tired and must find shelter before you make a trek to the center of the island.

[saucydiva]

I will turn over my boat and sleep under it.

WAIT NO I WON'T.

I will let her think I'm under the boat, and then I'll go sleep under a tree.

[craponaspatula]

Ok, I just became aware that his is happening. Why is there not more FIGHTING??!