Volume 2

[thrillofchase]

Hello again everyone. In my last entry I had you all try to guess my name. Some of you were able to guess right off the bat, whereas some of you apparently had never been told bedtime stories before. In any case, my name is Prince Charming. Most of you may recognize me for my various appearances in several Walt Disney films.

Comments

[wisdomofagod]

Wouldn't polygamy make the heir to the throne confusing?

[thrillofchase]

I don't recall saying I was married to three wives at the same time. Those were my marriages in order. I was divorced by one wife before I married the next.

[wisdomofagod]

Aren't you supposed to live happily ever after?

[thrillofchase]

Ha, one would think.

[tattooedloyalty]

Good luck with your campaign.

[thrillofchase]

Ah, thank you. It will be difficult, my ex-wife is the deputy mayor and true power of our communtiy. She'll no doubt be pulling out all the stops to put my plans to a halt.

[tattooedloyalty]

Nothing is easy these days.

[thrillofchase]

Haha. No, definately not. I'm sorry, but I don't believe I ever caught your name?

[p_p_p_pasta]

Ve, good cover!!!

[thrillofchase]

Oh, I try.

[p_p_p_pasta]

Are they your sidekicks?

[thrillofchase]

Uh... sort of..

[whee_go_boom]

How selfless of you.

[thrillofchase]

Oh, I fully intend to be a good mayor who acts in the interest of the people. After all, a bad mayor will get forced out of office and lose access to the funds.

[whee_go_boom]

Fullmetal is actually correct in his understanding of the situation, for once. Politics are but useless bureaucracy -- if you truly are after the funds, there are more direct methods of accessing them, if you are determined enough.

[thrillofchase]

I appreciate the suggestion Mr. Kimbley.

However, I am only one man. To try and take those funds by force is suicide. My way gives me riches, and interesting way to spend my free time.

[upyourscolonel]

I would say hostile takeover. Screw politics.

[thrillofchase]

That would require man power that I don't have. It's much easier to gather public opinion in my favor. That is, after all, what Prince Charming does best.

The biggest problem is that Snow White just so happens to be loyal to the present mayor.

[upyourscolonel]

Augh, that would be a problem.

[thrillofchase]

Yes, she's made it quite clear to me in the past that she's not afraid to use her power as deputy mayor to completely ruin any plans I may have that she doesn't like. Dealing with her is going to require the utmost preparation and subtlety.