Problems In My Life, Insequential And Quite Possibly Diversionary But Still

[threw_a_spark]

You know, what is so wrong about all of that? All I want to do, really, is to listen to maybe Dylan's Greatest Hits Side One and possibly Side Two on a record player, in my bedroom. And so I sat and looked very firmly at the record player I bought three years ago, the one the old man at the estate sale assured me would work, and I plug it in and I

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[absolutleybill]

Dude. You should have asked me while I was there.

Me and record players are like this. And by this I mean that gesture with the fingers that indicates intertwinedness and making out. Because sometimes I have to make out with electronics to convince them of my charisma, and my charisma says work, so they do.

thank you for coming by it's nice to see you once in a while

[threw_a_spark]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!