Correct me if I'm wrong, (which I seriously doubt), but I think it's pretty safe to say that YTMND (otherwise known as "You're the Man Now, dog")is the single greatest website ever created. It's like the unholy love-rape-child of flash technology and SomethingAwful. Only thing is Holy Water can't do shit to this mother.

ION, dude froodle, check it out. ( Read more... )

Jeezus bitches. Skip like, uhkubajillion to the [freakin' big number up the ass]th power. Twice.

(Wish I could get Jack Bauer to come and kick the shit outta my slow-ass dial up.)

The Torgonators shall conquer thee, knave!

threthiel9 5, Murphy's Law 12

So what, I skip the internet for a week and there's all this new shit? The fuck, man.

[Edit: And where the crap is my IE?!]

They can't call me into work if I'm online, bwahahahaaa!

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And apparently Alice Cooper played Herod in the UK tour of 'Jesus Christ Superstar'? Where's a good download when you need one?!

Hey, Mr. Internet, long time no see.

Speaking of seeing things, anyone else catch that teaser for Batman Begins they're showing at the beginning of The Village?

Aaooh-gah!

[Edit: By the way, anyone know where I can find some downloadable EYC mp3s, as Trey Parker/Kid Blink is mah new sex god, (and I think I actually rang up his groceries the ( Read more... )

Okay, first LJ, and now all of the internet, is being a slow, retarded asswipe?

Game over, man. Game over.

And to make matters worse, the Olympics are on NBC again this year. Why can't it be a channel I can get decent reception on?!

OMFGDOODLIEKWOW! They cast the kids for Narnia. !!! (Thank goodness they didn't cast Susan as a blonde. Yay for ( Read more... )

On the one hand, Mozilla is better at loading pictures to full quality than IE. On the other hand, ev'rything else sucks.

So, umm, whyd we hafta change it?

In other news, I'm seriously considering going to see Spider-man 2, (even though I hated the first one), just because I owe so much to Bruce Campbell and the Raimi brothers.

( *jumps on the 2% bandwagon* )

Rarr, could this system possibly go any slower?! ...

I'll take that as a 'yes'. (And don't gimme none of that "cannot be found" crap.)

In other news, I have not one, but six new books added to my collection of stuff that I'm "eventually gonna read as soon as I can find the friggin' time". (They happen to be Xenocide, Children of the Mind, The ( Read more... )

So, liek umm, are you gonna actually work now? OMG, pleasepleaseplease say you're gonna work and not be a dip-shit?

Siriusly, you guys, I've missed your asses so much. *clings to your ass(es)*