Important update:

[threnos_oide]

I decided to name the lewd pin-up girl tattoo Texas has on his chest. She is henceforth called Marie Anne Dieu-le-Veut, after the female pirate.

Comments

[witherthougoest]

Threnody, that's the longest name in the world. O_O You should have called her Grace O'Malley.

[paintedfeather]

... I'll go do that now.

[dame_de_pique]

I've gotta hop in on this one and agree.

[threnos_oide]

Aw, hey, now you're just encouraging him.

[dame_de_pique]

Me? No! Never.

[one_drafted_man]

BUSTed!

[paintedfeather]

OHSNAP.

Up to the tits in trouble again, aren't I?

Please someone shoot me for that one. It was even painful to type.

[one_drafted_man]

I'll be by with the sniper rifle. You just stay right there.

[threnos_oide]

He rejected all the other ones. Except "Ching Shih," and she is clearly a Caucasian tattoo.

[witherthougoest]

Well....that's dumb.

[threnos_oide]

Just say Marie, if you have to use anything, Kevin.

Alternatively, "bad idea tattoo."

[one_drafted_man]

Most tattoos are bad idea tattoos.

(I avoided the band logo and the asian character, at least.)

[threnos_oide]

I don't know, the pin-up girl whose legs spread in accordance with his arm moving is a pretty stellar example.

[paintedfeather]

It was a Very Bad Idea involving several drunken days in Belize, some weed, and another Nuwisha.

I woke up in Haiti with this tattoo and no memory of how I got it. Good times.

[runsdownsteel]

...bus stop, it's a fucking lewd pin-up girl tattoo, I think we're fucking lucky it's not 'Tits McHighwaycunt Cumdumpster'.

And on that note: what in the fucking fuck brought this up in any fucking rational conversation? Who just...fucking decides to name a pervert tattoo?

[threnos_oide]

You probably don't want to know, and me.