[ooc: just in case this leaves anyone confused: the explanation]

Staples.

Staples. There are STAPLES in my HEAD. And the fucking BRAT just disappears? SERIOUSLY? Drop a fucking VASE on my HEAD and just VANISH? WHAT.

Two weeks before these come out and, like, five days before Charybdis can even wash her hair properly. So ew and why can't I take ( Read more... )

[Filtered to THESEUS and ANDROMACHE.]

NOT PREGNANT, OKAY? Took tests (plural) and everything. Had to make Marian go and buy them but whatever, Charybdis still paid.

[Filter: PUBLIC]

Student Counsellor/Guidance Counsellor/Whatever Counsellor and the Principal (what does she know? She doesn't teach Charybdis) think I need 'further intellectual ( Read more... )

cold

and
and
wet

charybdis hates the cold but there is water everywhere

all over everything

charybdis hates being cold and wet

reallyreally cold

dfgklfjgldkfhgfh

dont want it to be dry though

please

Props to Eris, parts of school are still totally screwed. April and Kerry still think the other is after their boyfriend... to the extent where they're actually arguing their own case over wanting the other's guy... Their boyfriends summoned, like, this effing tribunal-type-thing to end it (because even their friends are sick of it, it's hilarious ( Read more... )

OMG, Marian--childhood effing trauma, much? What's the deal? Take that monthly surplus of hormones elsewhere and take an effing Midol. Don't care if it's writhing in agony; so is Charybdis. Deal with it like the rest of us and take it out on someone else. Preferably someone who is not as inclined to use their math textbook to dish out concussion ( Read more... )

[minor crashing, strings of profanities and declarations of "IT'S NOT FAIR", followed by a rather loud rustling as whatever had been on top of the mic is removed]

Right, so--huh? [further crashing as things get shoved off the desk] I learned how to use "I", right? See? IIIII. I learned. I am. I can. I--whatever--insert whichever verb here. And ( Read more... )