003 [Action/Voice]

[threeswordsoul]

[Sometime by the fountain this morning, this song is blaring at top volume from a journal spread open on the fountain's edge.

Also present is one Roronoa Zoro, who is.....dancing along like a grumpy, jig-happy bunny, his swords swinging at his hip as he bop, bop, bops along to the dangerously catchy tune.

...No, he has no idea how this happened,

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[oda_hates_me]

[This is Sanji.

This is Sanji walking through town, minding his own business, avoiding the crew - you know, the usual shit when Luceti's giving him a hard time.]

[oda_hates_me]

[........................ D8]

1/5

[threeswordsoul]

[STOMP STOMP flap flap bounce STOMP-] -Get back here you shithead!!

If you even-!

[threeswordsoul]

[.......Wait.]

[threeswordsoul]

[....Foot lowering.]

[threeswordsoul]

...Pfhaha.

[threeswordsoul]

[MY, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED. It's also difficult to bend in two with body-shaking guffaws while Caramelldansening, but Zoro is more than up to the challenge.]

[oda_hates_me]

[Oh no you don't. Even if he's gotta do the same one-foot bunny hop to reach you, there will be justice]

Shut up, shithead! What the hell are you laughing about?! [wiggle wiggle hop hop]

We're in the same boat!!

[threeswordsoul]

[Bah, being in the same boat now just means he can finally return fire in a way that counts.]

How much of a goddamn dumbass you look like, what do you think?

['Scuse him, caramelldansening away from that crippling-with-hilarity bunny hop because he's pretty sure you could still make it hurt like a bitch.]

[oda_hates_me]

Oh, so that's why you're running away with your swords between your legs? Good to know. [Oh yes, he went there. Get back here and take your asswhoopin' like a man.

..... Bop bop]

[threeswordsoul]

[Sanji uses Goading. Goading is SUPER EFFECTIVE. \o/]

What did you just say?

[Bopping back over to you. Bopping menacingly.]

1/2

[oda_hates_me]

Do I need to use smaller words for ya? [HA. That's right. Bop your dancing ass back over...]

[oda_hates_me]

[ .... Pfft.

T-trying not to burst into a fit of manly giggling here. Did Zoro just bop menacingly?

Fuck, Sanji doesn't think he can take this seriously.]

[threeswordsoul]

Oh I heard you. I- [Trailing off to bounce and swing his hips in place now. The completely failed and backfiring attempt at a threatening aura fades to something like petulance at the sudden reversal of the atmosphere.] ...Hey. [Don't diss his menacing bop, man. It was from the heart.]

[oda_hates_me]

[pffffftahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

Z-z-zoro... I c-can't-- [It's just not possible. There are levels of silly even Sanji can't take seriously - intimidating dance-offs that look like some questionable mating ritual qualify. And that pout sends him off into another wave of hysterics.

What the hell ever, man. They are all shaking their hips at each other and thus this is the best morning ever.]

[mikangirl]

[MEANWHILE...

Boys will be boys, won't they? You've both been hilariously and entertainingly ...ridiculous. And if anyone was going to find a way to multitask dancing like an idiot and filming this for blackmail posterity, it's Nami.

Smile, you're on candid journal? 8D But yes, otherwise. Do carry on.]