like...masterlist! I've never written enough freaking fic for one thing to need a masterlist before. This is surreal.
Should be roughly chronological. I'm stupid with ratings, though, so I kind of just chopped it up into SFW and NSFW even though there are totally NC-17 fics in the SFW pile. idek, bear with me lol. ♥
SFW
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Detained, PG
Kurt gets his first-ever detention and tries not to spend the whole time thinking about Blaine. It doesn't work.
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Pause, PG-13 |
ff.netNo, stop. You are doing this whole "friends" thing. Both of you know it's never going to work.
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What Can I Get, PG-13 |
ff.netWith their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are so not helping. (Kissing booth. It's that fic.)
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Deserving, PG
Filling in the holes of Never Been Kissed.
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a couple random drabbles I just rediscovered from November 2010, both PG and both inspired by Kurt's hair haha
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Breaking Up On Me, PG-13 |
ff.netAs much drama as goes down in person with the glee kids, even more goes down over the phone, and one three-day weekend can practically change everything.
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Closer, PG (short)
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caught up, PG (short)
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I'm Nothing, If I'm Not With You, PG-13
10-song drabble challenge.
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Clean, R
Five times Kurt's showers have been about more than just exfoliating.
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Broad Stripes and Bright Stars, PG-13 |
ff.netKurt and Blaine broke up in high school. But after seeing him across the field at a college football game, Kurt can't really figure out why.
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Dream (By The Fire, Babe), R |
ff.netKurt lives for Black Friday, but this time around he has a hard time waking up and an even harder time making it through the end of the day when the star of his dreams is right in front of him in glasses and a Santa hat.
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Kissing Book, PG-13 |
ff.netSince the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. (devART exchange gift for
JerichoGurl2037)
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prose, PG-13 (short)
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Nosebleed Section, PG |
ff.netFive times the Warblers had to sneak into auditoriums, and the one time they were actually invited.
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Being the Princess, PG-13/R
Kurt remembers when he thought he was in love with Finn Hudson. Now, he's making new memories.
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Wake Up Strange, NC-17 |
ff.netThe summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. (
kurt_blaine exchange gift for
crackedaglet :3)
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Double-Edge, PG-13
Communication is a two-way street. That can also make it a double-edged...well, you know. (
kurt_blaine exchange gift for
signe_chan)
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If I Followed You, PG-13 |
ff.netI don't care about spots on my apples, leave me the birds and the bees, please. Blaine stands here, between Kurt, Brad's piano, and the rest of the universe.
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anchor, PG |
tumblrBlaine thought it would be like a weight had lifted. He should have known.
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Wade In, PG-13 |
tumblrIt feels like two tributaries meandering into one river, flowing and merging as one.
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Hold Me, R/NC-17 |
tumblrpromptfill for "hands/wrists/arms." short.
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Don't Take No Sorcery, PG-13 |
ff.netThe Floo network does something it really, really shouldn't, and five wizard kids end up smack in the middle of Muggle Ohio. (Glee/AVPM crossover. Also heavy on the Samcedes.)
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Welcome to the First Day of the Rest of Your Life, PG-13 |
ff.netThis is his absolute last day at William McKinley High School, and Kurt thought he'd cautioned Finn against this kind of maudlin reminiscing and warned him to leave Kurt out of it. Apparently he was wrong.
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comfortable-ugly, PG-13
3x17 reaction-fic (but not really); sloppy makeouts in Blaine's basement.
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crash, PG
Mercedes always feels bad that the whole time she's know Kurt Hummel he's had to do all the driving because she hasn't had a car, and it's always because she starts thinking about why she doesn't have a car, and it's a reason that makes her feel so damn stupid. Because it was so damn stupid.
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You're Making Me Shake, R |
AO3A gift to
switch842 in the b_d mini-hiatus exchange, for the AU prompt of Kurt and Blaine meeting on a social networking site. Blaine's Dumb Friend Chandler introduces him to the world of Tumblr, but it takes a Tumblr user called kurtrageous to introduce him to the real world.
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Shift-Change, PG
AU: Blaine and about half the rest of the cast work at Chipotle, making burritos and dreaming of a better life. Blaine's dreams come at least a tiny bit true.
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a tumblr drabble about the heaviness of love, PG
(Can be set as a companion piece to "anchor" above.)
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Engagement!! reaction fic, R
Blaine has a fetish, and that fetish is called Mr. and Mr. Kurt and Blaine Hummel.
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ribcage, PG-13 (short)
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The Summer I Moved In, PG
My submission in
klainebookproject2014. Check out my partner art
here!
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Hot 'N' Cold, PG-13
Early!Klaine written for an ages-old prompt of "Ohio has record-high temperatures." Kurt loves window unit air conditioners almost as much as he loves breaking records of his own with a boyfriend he's still going to have in the fall.
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meeting while stuck in traffic AU, PG
Kurt's never been happier to be wasting gas on a Thursday night.
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california, G
My submission in
klainebookproject2015; Kurt is a fashion designer and Blaine a customer. AMAZING partner art by thisdoesnotsuck
here!
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Klaine in Virginia Beach, PG
My leg of
klaineroadtrip2015, which features the boys in my neighborhood!
NSFW
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Transaction, R (short)
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Hypothetically Speaking, NC-17
If you could do any one thing in the world right now, what would you do? (sexting :D)
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almost like something destructive, NC-17 (short)
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The Magic Words, NC-17 |
ff.netBlaine doesn't like to break the rules. Kurt doesn't particularly want to break them, but he at least wants to have fun. (Harry Potter pickup lines. It's that fic.)
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nothings and
Never, NC-17
When Blaine deliberately bumps his shoulder and leans in to whisper in his ear, Kurt realizes he should have known better. And damnit, Blaine can't just do things like that.
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somewhere against your anatomy, NC-17 |
ff.netKurt falls in love with the perfect designer skin graft and then, much too quickly after, falls in love with the perfect boy. He doesn't know what to do with his traitorous heart and there are no happy endings. (Repo! The Genetic Opera AU)
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into the afterglow, R
They're not talking about last Tuesday. Apparently. (headphones!bondage)
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this is how it must feel, NC-17
Kurt and Blaine are the first of their friends to move in together. Kurt should probably stop and think about that, but it's too hard, and he'd rather just christen every room in the apartment.
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Blind & Starving, R
During a furious rainstorm, Kurt and Blaine help each other conquer their fears.
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hotter than stagelights, R |
tumblrHow Kurt's hair got so delightfully trashed for Born This Way. (in response to art by
alo_chan)
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Tiny Ball of Light, NC-17
They're the last car left in the parking lot, but as long as Kurt is falling apart in Blaine's hands, he doesn't care how, and they're not going anywhere.
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Breathing It, NC-17 |
tumblrWith Blaine beside him, New York is the realest Kurt could ever be.
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Ellipsis, NC-17 |
tumblrpromptfill for "Blaine's phone dies." It dies at a very...inopportune moment.
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The Plunge, NC-17 |
tumblrpromptfill for "rough and quiet Klaine sex." Blaine has a bad dream.
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Softly, NC-17 |
tumblrpromptfill for "Mandatory blowjob? :3" Blaine's beautiful when he's lazy.
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Three random drabbles from Tumblr, R/NC-17
A Blaine solo session not too long after their first time; pierced!blowjobs; Project Runway takes a back seat to sloppy makeouts.
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Because You Talk Pretty, NC-17
Kurt really should have thought this through a little better - because exhausted Blaine is also too-tired-to-care-about-having-inhibitions Blaine, and now the blood is rushing to his face so fast his head is reeling. (Phonesex!)
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Pristine and Sincere, NC-17
In New York, where everything is so much impossibly harder than Kurt ever dreamed it would be, he takes time to stop and celebrate even the smallest of things on the most insignificant of days.
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More Tumblr porn, NC-17
Blaine/Kurt/giant pastel green dildo; touch-of-the-fingertips!sex; Kurt/Blaine/Everett sexy Skype call.
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3x19 reaction fic, NC-17
(shower sex and couply fluff, which are some things that I like.)
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Don't Stop Me Now, NC-17
For Klaine AU Fridays, the July 27th edition: superhero!Klaine. Blaine Anderson is a senior at Super U approaching graduation and needs to get his costume sorted out before he enters the working hero's world, so he ends up at a uniform consultation with the unexpected owner of K. Elizabeth Style & Fittings (High Performance Couture).
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arm porn ficlet, R
Exactly what it says on the tin. Inspired by
this gif.
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11:11, R
Kurt and Blaine make conveniently coincidental wishes.
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Set in the Shift-Change 'verse. I wanted to dance with you that night, you know.
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Irrumatio, NC-17
As their sexual relationship blossoms a bit, Kurt quickly discovers his favorite thing to do to Blaine. Except it's also inconveniently Blaine's favorite thing to do to Kurt.
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Always Walked a Step Behind, NC-17
Blaine can’t get over the fact that “It’s Got Bette Midler” might be one of the silliest things to have tattooed on oneself, ever. The first time he sees it he can't help but laugh at it. The first time he touches it is a different matter entirely. (5x05 reaction porn, v.1: The Tattoo)
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your taste was like wine/your touch was like silver, NC-17
Until it heals, Kurt's piercing and the resulting lisp make him too embarrassed for sexy Skyping. But then it heals. (5x05 reaction porn, v.2: The Tongue Ring)
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I Was Thinking We Could Go Do Something Dirty, NC-17
A 5x16 reaction fic, wherein Kurt helps Blaine's health habits get back on track, but perhaps not without some ulterior motives. Sexy ulterior motives.
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Come Alive, NC-17 |
AO3An AU inspired by the song
Anonymous Lover by TalkFine. A beautiful stranger moves into the apartment across the alleyway from Blaine's own, and the relationship they strike up through their bedroom windows in the middle of the night is more than Blaine could possibly have prepared himself for. (The main basis of this fic is: exhibitionism, voyeurism, secrets, window sex!)
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yearning, NC-17
Kurt's looking for a shirt in New York. Blaine finds it in his closet in Ohio, and isn't prepared for just how good it smells... (phonesex, blink-and-you'll-miss-it breathplay)
1SM/PROMPTFILLS
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December meme at
kurt_blaine; 12 fills, highest rating: NC-17
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January meme at
kurt_blaine; 20 fills, highest rating: NC-17
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March meme at
pyroclastic; 12 fills, highest rating: NC-17 (bottom of post) These two 1SM posts don't exist any more now that the journal has been deleted. If you have any of this content saved, please let me know so I can get it back from you!
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April meme at
kurt_blaine; 7 fills, highest rating: NC-17 (plus art! ART!!!)
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Prompt fill compilation from prompts on Tumblr, January - May; 5 shortfics, highest rating: R
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Prompt fill compilation from prompts on Tumblr, May and June; 8 shortfics, highest rating: NC-17 (bottom of post)
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September meme at
kurt_blaine, plus 2 drabbles from Tumblr; 8 total prompt fills, highest rating: NC-17
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November memes at both
kurt_blaine and
kb_holidays; 9 fills, highest rating: NC-17
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Mini Tumblr roundup; 2 Kurt/Blaine (PG), 2 Darren/"you" (NC-17)
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A couple of drabbles on tumblr,
some of which were prompted, PG/PG-13
Not while the dog is watching! // at least twice a year // Go to sleep, Jack Frost. // blast-off // Hey, I went down to the City.
FOURGY!
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potentially the first ever H4 fic; Blaine/Everett, PG
Blaine helps Everett with kissing.
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accidentally on purpose; Blaine/Kurt, Everett/Kurt, PG
you're going to have to learn to tell us apart sooner or later.
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that spot; KURT[/blaine/everett/cameron], PG-13
Kurt's going to kill them. All three of them. hickeys. :3
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katy perry summer; H4!, PG-13
According to
rrrowr: The Anderson and Hummel twins go on a picnic. A sexy picnic.
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re: Sexy; Blaine/Kurt, Cameron/Kurt, PG-13
Working on Kurt's sexyface.
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ringback; Kurt/Everett (Kurt/Blaine, Everett/Cameron), NC-17
Damn, he isn't quite ready yet, and Everett is nothing if not punctual. phonesex.
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separate parts; Kurt/Blaine, Everett/Cameron, NC-17
They fall through the door and find that they're sharing the room. Everett moans, just to see what happens. (Bunkbed fic. It's that fic.)
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something's so sick; Blaine/Kurt, Cameron/Everett, Blaine/Kurt/Everett, R |
tumblrBlaine's going to kill Cameron, for breaking his brother apart.
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Check; Cameron & Kurt (Cameron/Everett, Kurt/Blaine), PG-13 |
tumblrIn the dark of their bedroom, Kurt whispers Cameron, I think I'm in love. Cameron was afraid of that.
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4G Network; H4!, NC-17
All phonesex. All the time.
NOT KURT/BLAINE
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Harmony; crossover with the 2003 film Camp, written in 2009/pre-Blaine. Michael + Kurt as bros, PG
Damn, I was just getting used to calling you Swhibo in my head.
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Puck as a Starship Ranger as prompted by
nwkd; gen/drabble, PG
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role of a lifetime; gen/Puck-centric (with Puck/Lauren and mentions of Kurt/Blaine), PG-13
Puck feels it in his balls when he finally writes The Big One.
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SuperBlaine!, G
Drabble inspired by pal
colfer and a pretty picture.
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King Of The World; pseudo-Blam, PG
Reaction fic to 4x11. There's something gold and glistening about having a secret.
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Brand New Domain; Adam Crawford/Chandler Kiehl (with background Kurt/Blaine and Santana/OFC), NC-17 |
AO3Chandler's fully aware that it's a horrible idea to get a crush on the guy playing his on-stage love interest, Nikos the poolboy. But he totally does it anyway.
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You Can Remember; Beth Corcoran/OC (with background Kurt/Blaine), PG
Written in
rainjoyswriting's All The Other Ghosts universe, set a ways into that future. People ask her all the time why she became a teacher - because people ask each other why and when and how we become who we are every day, people ask her all the time.
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with you with you with you; Mason/Madison (with background Mason/Jane and Kurt/Blaine), NC-17 |
AO3After consuming some questionable brownies, the McCarthy twins wake up in each other's bodies, which is both easier and much, much harder to handle than either of them anticipated. [warning!: here there be explicit incest, and also some marijuana use.]