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[threeisbetter]

today's message from the Joshua Centre Church:

"The Best Vitamin for a Christian: Vitamin 2B1"

any thoughts on what the fuck this means?

sp

Comments

[retinal_strain]

As in the best vitamin for a christian is "to be one", that is, to be a Jesus fanatic.

[teanut]

or to become one with jesus?

yikes, either way. the last one was waaaay funnier.

have you seen: http://lovegodsway.org/C.H.O.P.S. ?
my personal favourite part is the gay bands and the photos posted in that section. check it out if you've not see it already.

[vampire_rah]

marilyn manson (dark gay)
gratefull dead (aids)
george micheal (texan)

[vampire_rah]

i emailed them and told them to add lsdoubledcup

"hello,
i recently heard a band named lsdoubledcup
they are so horrible and offensive i really dont want anyone to have to be subjected to their gay agenda. its worse then gay, its anti christian. please add them to your list, i fear for our children.
thankyou.
christopher"

[teanut]

hahaha! fantastic. maybe i will do the same. p.s. cyndi lauper somehow made it onto the safe list. also, if yer trying really hard to not be gay shouldn't pink shirts and moustaches be off limits? just saying.

[vampire_rah]

i think it means you shold come back to toronto soon