You. YOU. Like… how do you even DO this?? Stuff like this is why I know you’re destined for world domination. You can just distract world leaders with funnysexyadorable K/A porn and wrest power away in a bloodless coup while they are squeeing
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Shhhhh, Jamie: my world domination strategies are SECRET.
The honeymoon phase is what I'm most looking forward to - you better give us one, Show. *shakes fist* And seriously, if A/K were on speaking terms when Sarah Silverman dropped that bomb about the porno, you can BET MONEY there would have been a bar scene where they discussed it. WOE. WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN.
And yes! I think Tits of Fury is a thing! I googled "funniest porno names" and it was on one of lists that came up. And the internet never lies.
Thanks for commenting, babe. I'm glad this fic could make you smile. &hearts
This is fun, this is good, this is hot This is awesome.
My fav parts? "They keep trying to impress one another." I LOVE this idea.
"The image of you with a cucumber is quite alluring." That's when I started to blush. At work.
“You’re wrong, you know,” Kalinda says. “People could absolutely get off to this.” THIS is killing me. I can so easily picture Kalinda's look at this moment.
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Sizzling.
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so I was laughing hysterically
and then... and then I wasn't.
This? This was perfect. I loved this.
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The honeymoon phase is what I'm most looking forward to - you better give us one, Show. *shakes fist* And seriously, if A/K were on speaking terms when Sarah Silverman dropped that bomb about the porno, you can BET MONEY there would have been a bar scene where they discussed it. WOE. WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN.
And yes! I think Tits of Fury is a thing! I googled "funniest porno names" and it was on one of lists that came up. And the internet never lies.
Thanks for commenting, babe. I'm glad this fic could make you smile. &hearts
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This is awesome.
My fav parts?
"They keep trying to impress one another." I LOVE this idea.
"The image of you with a cucumber is quite alluring." That's when I started to blush. At work.
“You’re wrong, you know,” Kalinda says. “People could absolutely get off to this.” THIS is killing me. I can so easily picture Kalinda's look at this moment.
Thanx for this.
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