IT'S FINALLY HERE.

[threeguesses]

Oh man, Santa, sorry this is so late. (Every year I say I'm going to get my letter up on time. EVERY YEAR.) Anyways, if you've just rolled in here for kicks, and it's near the deadline, and you're panicking because your fic in some way doesn't conform to my guidelines: DO NOT WORRY, YULEGOAT, I AM RIDICULOUSLY EASY. I was that kid who played with

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[lowriseflare]

To be filed under "no surprise there, dummy": YOUR REQUESTS MAKE ME WISH I HAD SIGNED UP FOR YULETIDE.

[threeguesses]

(Well, I mean, the Rookie Blue prompts naturally go without saying.)

BUT WAIT, DO YOU ALSO WISH FOR SOME INAPPROPRIATE WILL/DIANE/PATTI?

[threeguesses]

Also, um, have you seen THIS?

[lowriseflare]

THAT WAS NOT A THING I HAD SEEN, NO; I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MADE SOME INAPPROPRIATE NOISES IN THE MIDDLE OF A BAR WHEN YOU POINTED IT OUT.

(Should we write it in? I almost think we should write it in.)

I mean, I don't know that a Will/Diane/Patti threesome is a thing that I need at this very moment? BUT YOUNG WILL AND PATTI, I would read that shit out of that. Also I really want Lockhart/Gardner creation myth.

[leavethe_ground]

The Rookie Blue section = Bril!