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[andthorns]

[The video function opens to a sandwich. There is a little cat in a little suit stepping off the camera, warily investigating it, and two people half in the background of the odd angle, but for now let’s focus on the sandwich. It's disgusting. Is that cottage cheese and banana? On sourdough bread??]

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Comments

[squidissension]

wwhat the fuck did you post this for

[andthorns]

Move along.

kaylee is focusing on the important things here okay

[hot4engines]

... that a cottage cheese sandwich?

... What else is on it?

[andthorns]

Bananas.

[hot4engines]

... cottage cheese and bananas. Hunh. I wouldn't knock it til I tried it, but that don't sound like anything I ever heard before.

[andthorns]

Its repulsiveness is infinity worse in person, I assure you.
But do let me know if you try it.

the math or the sandwich?

[wearthehood]

so nasty!!!

[andthorns]

It is indeed a nauseating monstrosity.
The sandwich as well.

[wearthehood]

is that what you feed jaspers?

[andthorns]

John, I'm insulted.
It's what I feed alien boys who are supposed to help me achieve exemplary scores on next week's math test.
Jaspers' palette is a little more refined than that.

[loseashoe]

Should I be asking how school's going more often, or something?

[andthorns]

I think I'm more suited to the liberal arts than mathematics.
It's under control, though.
We have a deal.

[loseashoe]

So long as I'm not failing at fake-responsibility.

Maybe I'll actually look at your next report card.

[andthorns]

But I've so enjoyed faking your signature in the past.