Very sorry about the view everyone will be treated to while this conversation takes place.

[ifyouletmeknow]

[This video begins with a long, flickering stream of static and distorted voices.
Then, suddenly, clear sound:]

--but I can talk, too!

[The screen twitches, as if flinching away from the cheerful voice.
The world that comes into focus isn't a world at all more than what can best be described as blue, black, and some vague attempt at the colour of

Comments

[clockrocket]

thats right trickster rabbit beggars cant be choosers
now read me the fine print

[ifyouletmeknow]

Something like that!

There is no fine print. The most important thing is: are you willing to risk your life?

[clockrocket]

[The blankest of fucking deadpan blank stares.]

ok so thats definitely not what i was already doing while fighting gigantic monsters in lohac and shit
i have no experience whatsoever in risking my life
or multiple timefucked lives
none
none at all

[ifyouletmeknow]

[The smallest puff of air. It almost sounds like a small cat's sneeze, then:] Haaaaaaa~

I'm used to humans who say what they think they mean, but I think you're saying things you don't mean on purpose.

But that's great! If you have prior experience then this won't be all that different for you.

[andthorns]

What.

[andthorns]

Whatever you're doing, stop.

[clockrocket]

oh come on rose dont you want to fight witches and stuff

[andthorns]

Do you hear yourself.
Do have any idea what you're even talking about.

[squidissension]

wwoww
you really must be desperate

[Small Voices Inside Your Head, Etc.]

[ifyouletmeknow]

IF SOMEONE WISHES TO CONTRACT DESPITE THE RISKS
IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO DENY THEM.
ALTHOUGH I'll ADMIT HE WOULDN'T BE MY FIRST CHOICE.

[squidissension]

wwho wwould be

[ifyouletmeknow]

ARADIA MEGIDO.

[galactic_stomp]

What...?

[notjohnsmith]

Yare, yare.