1st Invasion

[eliteirken]

BEHOLD, PEOPLE OF NEW MOORE. LOOK UPON ME! LOOK UPON ZIM!What filthy lies do these miserable monkeys tell to ZIM?! What is this nonsense of ‘Make-Believe’? TELL ME! I have been informed by these so-called ‘Authorities’ that I am a work of human fiction? NONSENSE! They speak only lies and cannot be trusted. This I see now, and I must first set up my

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[choosefight]

...I guess this explains the spaceships?

[eliteirken]

SPACESHIPS?! There are Spaceships that have landed here? HERE? Where are they? I must know immediately! Tell me... TELL MEEE!

[choosefight]

Huh. So maybe not? Anyway, you probably can't miss them if you look outside.

[eliteirken]

Yes, yes, of course, of course! I was.. um... merely... overwhelmed by the city! And.. And... all of the NEWS! Oh the NEWS! It's all so strange and NEW that I don't know what I will do.

[shes_traught]

[voice]

You've got green skin. Martian?

[He does not seem very Martian, but maybe?]

[eliteirken]

NONSENSE. My skin is just like other putrid earth-worm skin in every way! It only differs in color because of a horrible congenital condition too horrible to even describe because of hit's horrible horribleness.

But I assure you that nothing about me is strange or even remotely alien at all. Carry on, citizen!

[shes_traught]

[Okay, yup, not her sort of Martian. Interest officially lost. If he's dangerous, she'll run into him later. If not, whatever.]

Whatever you say.

[eliteirken]

And besides, all of your Martians are dead. They were ugly with big stupid heads.

[misery_chic]

Oh, brother.

[eliteirken]

What is this? You have no doubt beheld my INTENSE GLORY and are stunned into silence, yes?

[misery_chic]

Intense stupidity, you mean.

[eliteirken]

YOU DARE TO INSULT THE INTELLIGENCE OF ME? OF ZIIM!?

PATHETIC WORM! You know not of the LIES of which you speak! You should be so lucky that I have not yet unleashed THE FULL POWER of my massive and superior intellect and crushed you between the boot which you maggots are not even worthy TO LICK!

[tykebombing]

[oops meet someone else who's easily excitable and has similar problems with volume control.]

Ehehe, it's a game!! You gotta play it right.

[eliteirken]

A game, you say?

Hm.. Yes. Yes. ZIM sees it now. Ingenious.

Tell me, child, what are the rules to this... game? I must learn them and WIN.

[tykebombing]

MY NAME IS LUKI!! And if you wanna win the game, you gotta pretend you're make-believe and that's why you're living here now!

[eliteirken]

That all depends. Is this something that everyone here assumes about themselves? That they are works of fiction?

I see... yessss... The perfect disguise. The perfect way to blend in. It is genius.

And what are the prizes to this game? Surely a game must have prizes if won, yes?

[ingenflodhest]

Oh, hello little alien! I can see you very well, thank you.
Did think that you had made yourself invisible?

[eliteirken]

What? Alien? Don't be silly! There's no such thing as aliens.

Unless...

What manner of creature ARE you? You don't look like any of the other smelly earth-beasts I've seen.

[ingenflodhest]

I am a moomintroll! I live in a nice place called Moomin Valley, except that I suppose I have to live here now.
Don't be scared of us, I had aliens land in my garden once - they were really very nice.

[eliteirken]

And these... aliens. What became of them? Were they vaporized by your military?