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Sep 12, 2011 12:27

So I was right-- my entire life really is one big joke. Man, do you have any idea-- is forensics even a thing in the "real world"!? There's no way I studied my ass off for years just so I could learn it was all made up. God... doesn't this count as "cruel and unusual"!?

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galactic_stomp September 12 2011, 20:28:30 UTC
If you get anywhere near me -- or Souji -- you better prepare to get your ass kicked into orbit, okay?

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galactic_stomp September 12 2011, 20:28:52 UTC
And don't you dare mess with anyone else either!!

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galactic_stomp September 12 2011, 20:29:22 UTC
In fact, you should go turn yourself in right now!!

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justforthegun September 12 2011, 23:02:38 UTC
I'm heading to the police station as we speak, Miss Satonaka. [actually, he's peeling a banana and very obviously sitting on his ass doing nothing at the moment. and you can bet he probably stole that banana from an innocent child, or whatever horrible people do when they've just woken up and learned their entire life was a lie-- except, apparently, for the EVERYBODY SHITTING ON HIM ALWAYS part.]

Where's Miss Stacked from Top to Bottom? If I'm gonna get bitched out I'd rather get it from someone nice to look at.

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galactic_stomp September 13 2011, 05:18:40 UTC
That's it!!! You better get ready to die!

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haha why is everyone so angry about this guy! wearthehood September 12 2011, 21:13:56 UTC
welcome to new moore!
i am john. my roommate is the police chief, so maybe he can get you a detective job again?

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yearoftruth September 12 2011, 21:31:05 UTC
John, I know your intentions are good, but that might not be the best idea right now.

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wearthehood September 12 2011, 21:32:33 UTC
ok...

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yearoftruth September 13 2011, 03:01:57 UTC
Not until we can get things figured out.

Be careful, okay?

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misery_chic September 12 2011, 22:17:27 UTC
Your life wasn't a joke before you got here?

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justforthegun September 12 2011, 23:10:31 UTC
My life was a full-length dark comedy. Did you have movies where you came from? I was the comic relief, the guy in the background who was always getting chewed out by his boss for a cheap laugh from the audience.

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misery_chic September 13 2011, 01:31:57 UTC
Yes, we had movies. And television, and the Internet, and books, and computer games.

Cheap laughs are usually the ones the audience likes best.

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justforthegun September 13 2011, 09:33:52 UTC
Man, did they get plenty of 'em, then.

So what's your theory on all this "fictional character" stuff? I've got one that they put me on a reality TV show and I've got a big lawsuit in the making here.

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evocations September 13 2011, 00:15:54 UTC
Adachi....

Ah, are you from Inaba?

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yearoftruth September 13 2011, 02:57:58 UTC
Yeah, he is.

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justforthegun September 13 2011, 09:41:37 UTC
I can answer my messages myself, kid! Sheesh, it's called an invasion of privacy! Watch a crime show or something!

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yearoftruth September 13 2011, 14:06:08 UTC
This is Arisato. He's the leader of the Iwatodai Persona team.

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