Police say the fake Pope can be easily recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth

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I'M TOO UPSET TO POST. MY COUSIN HAS USURPED MY DREAM.

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[milliebee]

I was going to send you a link about the Pope saying that all dogs do go to Heaven, but it turns out it probably wasn't true after all. Awww. :(

I'd still be pretty cool to switch hats with the guy, though.

I've saved the fairy tale for later reading, although from the first couple of lines it sounds great.

[thorne_scratch]

I had heard about that but I'm choosing to ignore any followup and believe that he said it anyway. Because, la la la, Cool Pope is Cool.

I KNOW, I am so jealous of my cousin.

It is! It has a very nice twist, which I didn't see coming at all.